remove p l e a s e ?

... Sounds about right to me.

Alright, I'll make my own character. I'll name her "Pinkie Pronin."

She's a russian crime fighting pony who tries to stop the gremlins from stealing all the turkey sandwiches.

There you go. 10/10, still too much water.

She also looks like Pinkie Pie, except blue so it's not Pinkie Pie. Pinkie is pink.

She's blue, da be dee da ba die!