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Kookie

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  1. 117,751 Because Hamster Jelly.
  2. Yes because I'm going to eat it with a side dish of Flutterberries and a dessert of Pinkie Pie. But as always,
  3. Yuck unless it was sliced for soup. Bacon flavored ice cream?
  4. 117,744 I farted when I typed this and I also ate a ton of butter while using a pencil sharpener as a spork.
  5. NEVER!!! Because you angered me, everyone here will see a dreadful image for the day.
  6. Turtle. Q: Is your refrigerator running?
  7. ok. Q: If radiation is bad, why is it everywhere?
  8. I have you know, I stub my toe last week, while watering my place garden, and I only procrastinated for 20 minutes. Q: Can water fire?
  9. OH YEAH! I'll shoot you with a laser of my own! TAKE THIS! Oh I will still do that but BETTER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB8Lo8qvFl8
  10. That's a very good question and the answer is the number of molecules you can count that makes up Twilight Sparkle's butt. You might have guess that Twilight Sparkle actually counts molecules on her butt. Yes she does. Q: What's my best feature, my face or my butt?
  11. Hahahahahahah my stupid young fellow. Of course you do! In our hearts. Specifically in the hearts of a thousand child elbows. Q: What does P P did to U U if it O O?
  12. For this: Q: Do houses have spaghetti roofs? Who eats it? Who puts it there?
  13. From Urban Dictionary: Nature's way of tricking people into reproducing. Q: What are pine cones? Are they Pineapples on cones? Or are they Cone flavored pineapples?
  14. Q: If Captain Planet's weakness is pollution, then why can't he breath the polluted air?
  15. It happened! 69 Brohoofs! NOPE NOTHING WRONG THERE!

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