Princess-Sunbutt

All I found where recipes for more cupcakes, thanks for telling me to do that I banished it to the Everfree forest an imprisoned it in the place where I banished it

I ate the play-doh. I'm dead now.

*looks outside* it looks like a tornado formed outside Canterlot, it's full of stallions. It's a stallion-ado if you will. Why are you talking about my cook books like their scary stories, I assure you the only think scary about cupcakes is how much sugar is in them.

I snooped through Twilight's stuff once and only once. After going through her fanfiction folder that was enough. Also I can't make it rain stallions, sorry.

Noticing the cracker he offered Celestia stumbled clumsily over the worn mattress to it. Giving the thing a quick sniff she bit a corner off cautiously. The thing didn't taste great and the filly would have spit it out if eating it hasn't made the pain in her stomach subside slightly. With great reluctance she carried on the task of eating, although it tasted bad she was happy he offered it to her.

Celestia cocked her head sideways trying to understand Bishops body language. As he started rubbing his belly she tried to look at her own but only flopped over on her back. On queue Celestias stomach made a growling noise and she let out cry of distress as she didn't recognize what this feeling of hunger was.

@, Celestia had little objection to being picked up, she just looked at her surroundings with slight interest and made several intelligible gurgling noises. After being brought inside and sat down on the mattress the filly frowned at the grey walls which seemed to box her in. Trying to get comfortable she moved into one of the faint rays on sunlight that shown upon the bed.

But.....its so colorful

I see what you mean but Im not talking about ones that have been off for a short while, but rather the ones that have been offline since 2012, I honestly think those several people who have only mad two active posts that long ago are coming back.....

Something Ive noticed every single day when I come on the site is the birthday section, more specifically the accounts that are displayed there. More often than not I see accounts from users that havent been on the site since 2012. Now Im no moderator or admin who can be behind the technical side of the site but Im sure that these accounts are just taking up needed space. That kinda gets to my point, do you think that these old accounts should be deleted, not only could it free up space on the site but it can give new users who are joining to have a wider variety of usernames than having to work around the ones taken by accounts that havent been used in years. Im not sure if a cut off date should be instituted but Im just throwing out ideas, what do you think?

@, As the man kneels down Celestia tries to follow his example but sitting back on her haunches, crushing a pile of dead leaves under her. She wasn’t quite sure how to react to this other creature, only to accept it with the trust any small child would at her impressionable age. As a light gust of wind blew through the forest, kicking up the leaves Celestia giggled as they took flight, clearly oblivious to the dead scenery about her.

I love listening to music from the Canterlot symphony, the pieces they can play are absolutely fantastic. I send ponies to the moon is their listening to a majority of the pop music that plays on the radio nowadays. How do I spend a lazy weekend you ask, well I think you may already know the answer to that....

At the sound of approaching footsteps the filly turned around to see a large thing staring fown at her. She stared at him and he stared back, Celestia wasn't afraid, this was the first living thing she'd seen so far, her naturarsl instinct was to imprint on it. At the mention of the word name Celestia she filly' sears perked up, she had no idea what he was saying or what it ment but it sounded important. Wanting to get closer to the man she tried walking over to him but stumbled around unsuccessfully.

Should I or should I not eat play-doh?

All was dark and silent, the eternal black nothingness swirled about the tiny figure as it hurled through the blackness at impossible speeds. Then there was light, Celestia, the powerful Alicorn and raiser of the sun had been reborn. The first thing she saw was trees, or at least what was left of them, the brown husks of once was huddled about Celestia like ghosts. A harsh wind blew through the dead forest, stirring up brown leaves an nipping harshly at the Alicorns skin, the filly Celestia let out a short and pittiful cry. Newly born into this strange world she would surly die if nobody found her shortly. -------- *Meanwhile in Equestria* Luna rose from her seat and approached Trixie, a look with a mix of anger and worry contorted her features, "You," she pointed a hoof at her, "You have savagely murdered my sister and for this you must pay" she lowered her horn to Trixies face.

Celestia threw a glance at her sister, 'How did she know I wanted to have cake?' It seemed like everypony knew about her....infatuation with eating cake, she honestly didn't know how they found out. "Well I do suppose we could pay a visit to the kitchens" she tried to make herself seem reluctant to the idea, "As for my plans Twilight I suppose I never had anything specific in mind but I'll figure something out"

Meanwhile, endless light years and several ever expanding universes away, her majesty Princess Celestia entered the lofty demonstration hall in the prostegious Academy of Advanced Magic. A group of judges sat in a row of seats near the front, her sister Luna was among them. "Hello" she greeted them in her usual sweet sounding voice before taking her seat next to her sister. Luna managed a quick smile before glancing down at a clipboard that she levitated in her blue magic aura. "Ahem, first up for their entry exam, Trixie Lunamoon." She announced loudly. Doors on the other end of the hall burst open and a light blue unicorn mare strode in with a confident smirk plastered in her face. Celestia frowned slightly, she had heard of this unicorn; she was the one who apparently imprisoned all of Ponyville under a dome just over a year ago. The princess was silent and was willing to give her a chance but she wouldn't lie that her hopes weren't too high. Trixie set up a large mirror in front of the judges, "I the Great an-" she stopped, "I mean I, Trixie, am here today to present a spell of my own creation for you today. It gives anypony the means to turn any mirror into a gateway into another world!" This got Celestia's attention, mirrors into portals to other dimensions? Such things were mere fantasy, but one novice Mage comes in claiming to have done the impossible, that was interesting indeed. "Please Trixie, demonstrate this to us" she urged her. Without another word Trixie faced the mirror, her horn built up a brilliant white light before she launched it at the mirror. The effects where....less than desirable. The bolt of magic hit the mirror before refracting off of it and flying right at Luna, before anypony could react Celestia sprung from her seat, putting herself right between Luna and the stray magic blast. That's when it collided with her face. Everything became a jumbled mess of light and sound before the Alicorn opened her eyes, she looked around to see that the whole room had become frozen in place. 'What just happened?' She thought, trotting in between the unmoving ponies still stuck with shocked expressions on their faces. "At least Luna's ok" she said aloud, looking into her sisters face. There was a sound if ripping fabric, jarring Celestia from her thoughts. Whirling around she was faced with a black maw of nothingness that dragged her in before she could even let out a cry.

Back in my day I drew or wrote stories in my free time, I probably should have done my homework but I was a lazy kid. Hmm, its still kinda the same way today

See, Im not this 'troll' everypony thinks I am