Brobocop

My vote is for Nobody. Nobody cares about you! Nobody keeps election promises! Nobody tells the truth!

Giant Meteor is a trustworthy candidate, as he has come through with his promises, and very efficiently, about 65 million years ago, and even on other planets. Giant Meteor can be trusted to Just End It Already. Vote Giant Meteor for President.

I vote vermin supreme. A dictator i can trust.