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I'm surprised no one's done a parody of Moana's Shiny with a Dragon.
Like, adventurers get called that there's this big dragon smashing into every bank & vault. There's just this dragon that cares less about murdering others so much as just grabbing every gold and artifact he can so he can just swim in his hoard! That he doesn't so much fight you as claw your armor, weapons or anything you have that's metal or gemmed off.
I can just see he whipping his wings out to pelt the party with a shower of gold coins, then charging at them for "stealing his gold" when he threw it at them.
"I was a drab little whelp once. Now I know I can be happy as a Kobold, because i'm Gorgeous!"
"Adventurers are dumb, dumb, dumb. Here they come; to the brightest thing that glitters.Beginners. Huh, dinners.
I love free food. And to me, you look like free food..."
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@ShadOBabe Smaug has never been happy.
Gosh, I could go on for ages about Smaug. I don't think he was so much representative of Greed as Pride. He was pretty much the dragon version of Scrooge. I think, in the book it was insinuated that he might have been in better shape had he not spent the past few decades stuck in a dark, abandoned castle and refusing to come out lest his hoard be left unattended. I think it was cannon he hadn't even eaten at all?
... Not that I'm... *cough* insinuating there's no way any human could have any advantage over a healthy, prepared dragon...
Edit: Hmmmm, TECHNICALLY... dragons are a hexapod, not a decapod.