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Watches video of unexplained disappearances in American national parks.
One guy seemingly walked out on an unfrozen lake. Called his bud, drunkenly guessed he was in a field... and fell in the water. Where he bobbed in place unnoticed for weeks despite dredging for his dead body.
One dude got yanked upside down for change and instantly whisked away for miles shedding his boots.
Another walked out where he physically couldn’t, and I guess, just decided to then & there evaporate out of both existence, his pants and shoes. Took his shirt, but left his toebones. Weird flex, but okay.
Still fine with being a park ranger, out there alone. This does not trigger my paranoia in the least. “Oh hey, Shadow Creature done picked off Bob Lastinline like a Tater Chip by a Toddler. Nature is neat, yo.”