A French Derpy full of Salt

Call me crazy, call me insane The jester and the king are one and the same The question of who really runs this freak show Will have you rattle your brain The sharpest elbows, the sharpest of minds No compensation for the honest and kind I'm digging deep to find the flaws within me Before I'm falling behind You can't control me, I can't even control myself Steal from the rich, give to myself I stack the decks and I'm rigging the race I take a shortcut to the end of the maze And all the while I got this faint suspicion That I have fallen from grace I make believe that I'm dining with kings I'm justifying reprehensible things The wind is rising underneath my feathers The sun is hot on my wings One hell of a week to upload it, eh?

Hey! A while back, and recently, I made some SFM scenes about my favorite game, a Hat in Time! Here is the result: 2 Games about hats: Rumbi's Upgrade: fast and big rumbi: Floating into horizon: How do you like it?

Hey, it's been a while since I came here. I was the guy who created a "creating your pony in SFM" back in April-May 2018 that went pretty well, at least 13 demands, which was awesome for me! Now, I came back from the dead (and mostly my studies) for... I don't know... Being here? I'm motivated for more SFM scenes, but no more creating ponies. It's long and I'm done. Anyway, hello to all of you and hi again for the 2 peoples that somehow recognize me!

It's back, for now. Room Mate: Why do you have 9 dogs? Me: What do you call a fly with no wings? RM: Don't. Me: A WALK! Me: *drown in a tidal wave of dogs*

Having gay parents must be harsh... I mean, you get the double amount of dad jokes or endless loops of "go ask your mom".

In the middle ages Queen: come to bed King: not until I have a name for my soldiers Queen: k night King: babe ur a genius.

I'm sorry I called you "dude", I didn't know you were a pansexual gender fluid non-binary moca frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cylinder and leather grip swiss army knife who also identifies as female

Why was 6 scared of 7? approximately -0.89594417018

end of the session.

I'm stealing this masterpiece, thank you.

You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2. This joke was so bad I don't even

I'm having a salad for launch. It's a fruit salad. It's all grapes. They're fermented.

Maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying "ah, men".

I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend. Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

It's been like 3 month, but anyway... "TORGUE MUNITIONS HAS A POP QUIZ FOR YOU, SKAGLICKER! YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY A DOZEN STEELY-EYED BANDITS! DO YOU: A ) BLOW THEM TO SMITHEREENS WITH YOUR TORGUE ASSAULT RIFLE, B ) RUN AND TAKE COVER, OR C ) CALMLY GET THEM TO PUT THEIR WEAPONS DOWN AND YOU KNOW THE ANSWER IS A! BUY A GODDAMN TORGUE GUN!" - Torgue Radio Ad; Borderlands 2

In the wizarding world, rappers would be the hardest to battle. Imagine how fast they could cast multiple spells.

doctor, handful of pills: Here, take four of these. Me, swallowing them: What are they? Doctor, crushing up and snorting the rest: We're about to find out. Bonus Pirate: The cannons be ready Captain. Captain: ARE.

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

Scientifically, a raven has 17 primary wing feathers, the big ones at the end of the wing. They are called pinion feathers. A crow has 16. So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.

Yes, English can be weird. But it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Bonus: 1.8 is higher than 1.7 1.9 is higher than 1.8 but 1.10 is lower than 1.9