A French Derpy full of Salt

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  1. Maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety, it will leave me too.

  2. Hello and welcome to the forum! And take a wild guess about which pony I am.
  3. I want a book of a point of view of alien on us and being amazed by our talents and daily life and stuff.

    Like "They put metal in their teeth to move them correctly! They eat deadly spicy vegetables daily! It would kill any animal but they EAT IT!"

    or even "If their construction break down because the nature is shaking,  they rebuild it AT THE SAME PLACE and EVEN BETTER than the previous one!" and such...

  4. I love Fortnite for keeping cancerous kids out of my games, by Celestia, I was sick of those XBOX microphones kids.

    1. Usager


      Mute exist :kindness:

    2. Gone Airbourne

      Gone Airbourne

      I’ve been looking for a post just like this! One thing Fortnite manages to be good for! ^_^

  5. can someone put pinkie pie serving cupcakes below this update note? I really want to see this happening...


  6. Does dogs think that other animals are just different type of dogs?

    Like humans are big dogs on 2 legs, a cat is just a angry dog or a fly is just a very small annoying dog?

    1. Ethan Tran

      Ethan Tran

      maybe they see us as big monkeys in clothes.

      I don't think that dogs think that cats for example are little dogs or small animals like chickens are dogs too... so no. they can see the difference between some species that's for sure.

    2. Feather Spiral

      Feather Spiral

      It's hard to tell whether a non-talking animal understands the idea of "different species", because words are human inventions and "species" is one with such a narrow definition.

      I don't think most animals are stupid enough to believe a very different-looking animal actually behaves and communicates the same way they do. They might try to communicate with, say, humans the way they do with each other; the same way we humans speak to animals knowing full well they don't understand our words. Species that were bred to live with humans, especially dogs, actually can interpret our body language and facial expressions; and cats don't typically meow at each other, only at humans.

  7. What happen if we propose an vaccine against autism for anti-vaxxers?

    1. Feather Spiral

      Feather Spiral

      Problem with that is, if anti-vaxers see that vaccination isn't necessary to protect their child, it can encourage them to speak up (and be even more obnoxious) and make them look credible. Since they'd have a logical-sounding argument, more parents would be tempted to skip vaccination, thus effectively erasing herd immunity in the long run.

    2. CypherHoof


      Which is what I am saying - the best course of action for an anti-vaxxer is to encourage everyone else to vaccinate - that way, they can benefit from herd immunity while not actually vaccinating their kids.

    3. Feather Spiral

      Feather Spiral

      That kinda goes against the anti-vaxxer philosophy though... They have a reason (very legitimate in their eyes) for not vaccinating their children, and since they're convinced of being right, they'll wanna play vigilante.

      Not to mention many of them also claim that children must get sick to gain immunity, so they'll want other parents to go anti-vax as well.

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  8. It helped me to socialize with others, without MLP, I would never met my best friends and my online friends. And it taught me that I'm never the only one with specific problem, I just have to look around me.
  9. I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51 6 and 500 in roman numbers.

    I M  LIVID

    1. Ethan Tran

      Ethan Tran


      Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in two. Help us get rid of the Ecuadorian fag-hating spider.

    2. Feather Spiral

      Feather Spiral

      Star Trek is transphobic cause they have transphasic torpedoes.

      I heard someone made a belt made entirely of clocks and watches. Sounds like a complete waist of time.

      What do you call the dangly bit at the back of a furry's throat? the uwula~

      Why did the caveman refuse to grow facial hair while carving himself a home? Because shaving is caving.

  10. If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      they witches would switch which watch they're watching, then switch back to the watch they watched

  11. The poster below is stupid!

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      stupid enough to actually respond to this, eeyup, that's me

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      I don't know if you know the joke or not.

      Here's the joke, in case you don't understand it:


    3. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      oh, missed that second one


  12. Life is like a game of chess.


    I don't know how to play chess.

    1. Ethan Tran

      Ethan Tran

      Life is a game where is no winner, but you can learn to be better at it.

  13. When you said BTS, I was thinking of "Brevet de Technicien Supérieur" (Higher Technician Certificate for the translation) in french. And It's maybe possible, everything can happen. Justin Bieber could sing in it (please, don't let him).
  14. Is there laws in the mushroom kingdom? Is there laws in any Mario World? Is there a law about doors leading into void in New Dong City? Is Princess Peach actually doing her job? WHY IS SHE NEVER THE QUEEN?! I know about disney and queen/princess good and evil stuff, but it's Nintendo! So, no laws, no prison, except if you anger Peach, I think...
  15. If someone hate you because you're a Brony, present him this, I made it myself!

    1. Every fanbase and community has an NSFW part of it. You really can't judge them over it.
    2.Most people just hate them over bandwagoning or seeing some NSFW side of the community.
    3.Everybody is different and if they want to be one allow them.
    4.People who are part of the My Little Pony fandom like it for the same reason a person would like a character in a book or movie.
    If you read those lines, I challenge YOU to find me a community that isn't Toxic or don't have NSFW images.

  16. Maybe if I love my anxiety, it'll go away too?

  17. I made one recently: Twhilight needed to sacrifice herself to go to a different dimension to save someone. She used her magic, but it wasn't enough. Starburst (coming from nowhere) come comfort her, but his additional magic is enough to travel to the other dimension. So they try and that's when I woke up. I was so pissed that I woke up without getting the ending.
  18. I'm here to thank @Admiral Regulus, @Denim&Venom, @Phosphor270 and @Rikifive for your messages! I really enjoy it.

    I'll try to learn how to use Blender and make my OC and one of my friend, Vault Girl, in Blender. Pony and anthro form.

    And I'll try to do stream A Hat in Time for a speedrun and beat my 2:02:18 time.(don't count on the promise of a stream)

  19. Yeah, I'm kinda bored, so, what if we play together? I'm playing those games: What I'm good at: Team Fortress 2, PAYDAY 2, Killing Floor 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Borderland 2, GTA online, Synergy (half life 2 multiplayer, and that's a lot of 2s), Viscera Cleanup Detail, GMOD (why not), OVERWATCH. What I'm bad at: Fortnite, Cuisine Royale, Totally Accurate BattleGrounds, SCP: Secret Laboratory. Yeah, I'm bad at battle royals... Steam profil I'm sorry in advance if there's an another post is about searching players too.
  20. Result of a SpeedRun of A Hat in Time


    I'll try harder next time.

  21. I'll try to speedrun A Hat in Time, I think it'll be in 2h (maybe 2h30).

    I could make a live about it.

  22. I've found the perfect response for everyone crying on steam forum:


  23. I love when something gone wrong so I call someone and it's magically fix.

  24. I won't take a bullet for anyone, because if I had the time to jump in front of you, you had the time to dodge the bullet.