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  1. A French Derpy full of Salt
    My wife gave birth to my new son, but sadly, no dad jokes came out of my mouth. Oh, and also, my friend suddenly became a comedian.
  2. A French Derpy full of Salt
    What kind of fish is composed of only two sodium atoms? 2 Na
  3. A French Derpy full of Salt
    Doctor: You've got six weeks to live Me: Give me eight Doctor: It doesn't work like that. Me: Seven? Doctor: Come on... Me: F*ck you. Doctor: Ok, now it's five.
  4. A French Derpy full of Salt
    I wish the earth was flat so I could jump off the edge and die with an authentic Minecraft falling out of the world experience. DnD bonus: Monk: Have some liquid courage, friend. Paladin: I have a spell for that, it's called Heroism. It allow me not to be intimidated or scared. Monk: I do too, it's called Jack Daniels.
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    I think comedy + any genre is the best combination and can be appealing to people.
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    I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later, I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
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    Being insulted as a man-child, gay, pedophile or "clopper", sometimes all at the same time without any sense... But seriously, I love this game, if someone insult you in a video game, repeat the same lines over and over again until they stop and it flippin' works like: "oh no, your comment really hurt my feelings! You really got me!" Works every time. P.S. Don't argue with them, that's what they want.
  8. A French Derpy full of Salt
    I saw a 4 year old girl crying, all alone. "Are you ok?" I asked her. "Do you know where your mommy and daddy are?" "No", She sobbed. I love doing volunteer work at the orphanage.
  9. A French Derpy full of Salt
    Because no one want sprays, I'll post some GIFs that I found and converted them: (Transparent background) download in .vtf
  10. A French Derpy full of Salt
    Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion.
  11. A French Derpy full of Salt
    ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots? CLERK: No, why do you ask? CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?
  12. A French Derpy full of Salt
    Mind has been destroyed.
  13. A French Derpy full of Salt
    Pun enters a room, kills 10 people. Pun in, 10 dead.
  14. A French Derpy full of Salt
    Hello, if you played Team Fortress 2 or Garry's Mod, you realise you can put images as sprays, but only images of specific format, like JPEG but not PNG or GIFs. Well, I got the solution for you! I can convert PNG or GIF to sprays, even have transparent background, even the GIF. Just send the images here and I'll do it! Rules/Specification: -No NSFW, even in Private Message. -GIF less than 6 image, or the game can't take it. -Image are at 512x512, GIF can only be at 256x256. (Blame the game.) -How to install it? The file will be a .VTF, just put it somewhere. Launch the game, Options-> Multiplayer -> Import Image -> go where you put the .VTF and select it -> You have it.
  15. A French Derpy full of Salt

    A Hat in Time done in 1:32:02!

    Old time was 1:46:29

    1. Odyssey

      Odyssey

      Nice! Think you will beat your personal time again next time you speedrun the game?

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      Yes, I've done a backtrack and died to the final boss while trying to do a double hit.

  16. A French Derpy full of Salt
    Hello, I wanted to know if I can post something in Requestria that is not about drawing but rather importing any image into a game. Team Fortress 2 or GMOD got a spray feature and I can take image or GIFs into sprays, and I want to know, can I make a thread in Requestria for this? The image can be pony related, too.
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    Hello! -insert a joke about the -insert a reply about the introduction here- - I hope you will like the forum!
  18. A French Derpy full of Salt

    I would never vaccinate my kids. It's unnatural, expensive and dangerous.

    I will take my kids to the doctor so he can vaccinate them instead.

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    (1.05, -2.5) 20 letters
  20. A French Derpy full of Salt

    The SFM pony models are planned in maybe 2 weeks, when I'll have more free time.

  21. A French Derpy full of Salt

    On the 30th tour of MvM in TF2, I got my 2nd australium!

    An australium Minigun, and I've put the Professional Killstreak Minigun Kit I've crafted 2 weeks ago.

    From 3.60€ to 80€, I'm so happy.

  22. A French Derpy full of Salt

    So, about the improved SFM poney models. I can't have more than 96 flexes (facial expressions), so, I can't have the eyebrows AND the mouth moving in the same model.

    So, I'll try with the old fillies models.

  23. A French Derpy full of Salt

    Almost a year ago, I was compiling SFM pony models for others. There's now a filly model that I can use and a 3rd version of adults model.

    Should I come back making those models?

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      sounds like fun, so why not?

  24. A French Derpy full of Salt
    Google+? You mean "ey! I'm like facebook, but I'm not like facebook! I'm red and useless!" ?
  25. A French Derpy full of Salt

    Those chickens are up to something. The plot chickens.

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      it must be a scootaloo episode

    2. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      scootascootaloooooo....

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