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ArcanePony

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  1. I would, and then I'd throw you off a cliff after I took all of your money. Profit!
  2. You now have to deal with the Royal Canterlot Voice. I wish I was a pony in Equestria
  3. It's all in a foreign language. I wish for a 1 yen coin.
  4. 10/10, I love the cardboard platypus murdering several baby ducks.
  5. You receive a quick death. NOBODY SHALL KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE! NOBODY! I insert a cherry blessed with the power to nibble on your soul slowly while being adorable.
  6. I enjoy your amusement, I shall marry you for no apparent reason though. You will then end up in Equestria.
  7. Banished for hugging that evil monster, you monster lover.
  8. Banished for banishing someone who posted Eris being adorable, how could you do that, you monster.
  9. You receive a time traveling lamp. I insert another Soda Machine
  10. Actually, I'm an evil bastard. Off to the moon with you. YE OLDE EDIT:Double ninja all the way! You're still banished.
  11. Banned for shaming all the muffins. You may turn in your golden boots now.
  12. I would, and then I would dump you in the most terrible way ever and probably cause you to jump off a bridge, into a river, down the river, down a waterfall, into a pair of pants that happen to be a trans-dimensional gate to Equestria. Win-win for both of us, I make a random post, you get sent to Equestria.
  13. For having the name Eljordo, and being the winner of several rewards for studies on the subject of things that fire lasers that branch off to form even more lasers.
  14. Of course I'd marry you! Random stranger...
  15. You receive several burning guitars, which fly around in your room firing lasers at any unwanted guests. I insert The Soda Machine.
  16. And ArcanePony takes the lead! He seems to be slowing down some though...
  17. I am the winner! That is... Until the next post.
  18. A component for my orbital laser array, which will be fired at the sun to get the infinite supplies of cupcakes within. Find a use infinite supply of cupcakes, which happen to be bacon flavored, and will attract hordes of evil man-eating 2x4 planks.
  19. You get a G1 VHS Tape I insert a can of coke.
  20. You receive a quick kick to the face. I insert even more blood.
  21. You receive some puke to the face. (I attempt to get out, the machine falls over) I put some of my blood into the machine
  22. Lunch. A radish made of plutonium, said plutonium is actually made of millions of tiny bananas.
  23. You get nothing, because you never put anything in. I put my puke in there. (Oh god now I'm covered in it, I knew crawling into the machine wasn't a good idea )
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