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"Mom, Dad... I like ice cream." In all seriousness, though, I second what iforgotmybrain said. Use common sense, remember that fanworks/fanart can be awesome, and most of all: remember that being a brony/MLP fan is not a lifestyle. You don't have to (and probably shouldn't) make MLP your life. Have other hobbies and goals. MLP is a show, not a religion. Good luck and enjoy the fandom!
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Princess Celestia's mercy in MLP
SidewinderX replied to Dawnshine Wonder's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
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"I don't care, it's not in the book."
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I don't think she is a Private Military Corporation, no. Mainly because that generally requires more than one person. I don't think she is a mercenary either, though. She appears to have signed up with the Storm King for reasons other than money, and I don't think she is the 'to the highest bidder' type, but I could be wrong.
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That reminds me of a work by...Underpable, I think it was, where he drew all the Princesses eating pancakes. Messily. Tha aside, though, Twilight reminds me of my mother. Super organized, loves to read...the whole thing (except my mother has a little less extreme breakdown over things she can't understand/control). Twilight is a great character mainly because she feels sort of like a trope at first glance (socially awkward nerd), but when you delve deeper she is super relatable.
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Princess Celestia's mercy in MLP
SidewinderX replied to Dawnshine Wonder's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
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Princess Celestia's mercy in MLP
SidewinderX replied to Dawnshine Wonder's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
Gee, I wonder who you're referring to. I already said I don't think she's a tyrant, and I honestly don't hate her. She's just bad at her job. And say what you will about my military knowledge, I know that having your capital overrun twice in broad daylight is a sign of serious military failure. I mean, the fact the the Royal Guard stinks is basically universally accepted (see here and here). Celestia disbanded SMILE, the Equestrian intelligence service, because of a single incident. And as many real, actual, qualified generals will tell you—yes, I know I'm not one of them—intelligence and information are critical. To quote Sun Tzu, "It is only the enlightened ruler and the wise general who will use the highest intelligence of the army for the purposes of spying..." The fact that Celestia puts minimal funding and effort into national defense is issue number one, because it puts at risk the same ponies you say she cares for and has great mercy toward. Perhaps she thinks that a small army means Equestria will be left alone, but she should have figured out that it doesn't work by now. Since we know she's not evil, she's either inept or dense. Neither are very good leadership qualities. I agree that violence is not and should never be the first answer, but that's no excuse to not have some kind of competent military force. Additionally, despite your claims that Celestia is in many ways better than real world leaders (which I don't disagree with, to some extent), we see no effort by Celestia to improve the quality of life for Equestrian citizens. Bullying is evidently a problem in Equestrian schools, but we don't see any kind of program to fight or prevent this. Most real-world countries do have programs and departments to try and handle bullying. There doesn't seem to be a VA/healthcare program or similar for Equestrian heroes and veterans (it took Applejack a year to get enough funding to replace Granny Smith's hip). Real-world nations usually do have some kind of program to pay for the medical care of soldiers, heroes, and their families. And even when they don't, an online collection will usually step up and raise the money anyway. As one more point, on your 'rehabilitation' point: Yes, rehabilitation is good, barring extreme circumstances. Not giving a darn about the victims and not requiring the perpetrator to provide any sort of compensation or spend time working to earn the trust of the victims is not rehabilitation. It's hand-waving the effects of a criminal's acts because you're 'merciful' and don't seem to care about those negatively impacted or even killed by either the criminal or your (Celestia's) neglect. This leads up to my final argument: Celestia is too detached and old to be a good leader who acts for the interests of the people. I mean, Celestia is 1000+ years old and shows no sign of dying anytime soon. She thinks extra-long term. Longer than the lifetime of a pony. This means that, for her, famine/damages/disasters will eventually clear up, and for her it will be the blink of an eye. For her citizens, it could be their entire lifespan or a good chunk of it. A probable reason for the lack of a school bullying program is the fact that, to her, it is a 'minor problem' that will be solved eventually. Add this to the fact that she has nobody who can point out mistakes she makes—I mean, who is going to challenge a being that they think is infallible, and might banish them to the moon or whatever if they step out of line? I'm not saying Celestia would, but her ponies don't know that. Oh, and at her age, she might be getting Alzheimer's. That won't help either. Most of these points are echoed by this blog post. -
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mega thread Why I still hate Princess Celestia, four years later
SidewinderX replied to Anthony4Leaf's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
I think my biggest issue with the arguments is that the OP seems to think having a bad thing happen to you means you should never enjoy life again, which is a very incorrect and gloomy view of the world. However I agree that Celestia’s actions in the comics seem to be rather out of character. Then again, perhaps she was very self-entitled as a foal, and 1000 years of living has changed her mood a bit. 'Tis a mystery. -
mega thread Why I still hate Princess Celestia, four years later
SidewinderX replied to Anthony4Leaf's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
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"Terrorism, in its broadest sense, is the use of violence against non-combatants to achieve political or ideological aims."-Wikipedia Mmm...nope, not terrorism. And that 'justice and compassion' is gonna get somepony killed, if it hasn't already. How do we know that all the buildings Discord levitated and inverted were empty? Did the Changeling invaders (that the Equestrian military, lacking intelligence on the enemy and undertrained for combat because of Celestia, failed to predict or properly engage) conveniently ignore civilians? Did the Storm King's soldiers decide to throw all the civilians in cages and be done with it? Did Starlight realizing the error of her ways instantly undo the mental trauma inflicted on the victims of her manipulation? The answer is probably no. And what allowed these things to happen? Celestia. Here is the list: -Discord: escaped easily. No fallback systems or extra security in case the stone prison failed. After being turned back to stone, Celestia frees him because 'his powers can be used for good.' -Storm King/Chrysalis invasions: both could have been avoided with a decent intelligence service (SMILE, which Celestia disbanded. Yes, it's confirmed in the show) and a competent military force. -Starlight: far more difficult to avoid, but she didn't have any sort of atonement, and the victims were not compensated or treated for mental issues resulting from her manipulation. I'm all for voicing you opinion, but please counter my points instead of repeating the same things over and over regardless of my response. I've pointed out multiple instances where Celestia has failed, and the only one you've addressed is Starlight. In one last bid to get my point across, let me try this: imagine if the country you lived in had been invaded three-odd times in nine years and subjected to mass mayhem, and your government had to be saved by a couple civilians every time, would you really feel safe? Would you think that government is capable of protecting your life, family, and property? Imagine how Equestrians would start to feel.
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Not terrorism. Revolution. Two different things. And I actually plan to address why the NLR doesn't hit civilians if at all possible (mostly because killing innocents is a quick way to make yourself unpopular). And there is a difference between 'mercy' and 'let's forgive every villain ever without thinking about compensating victims or making the villain work to atone for their crimes because FRIENDSHIP.' I'm all for forgiveness and second chances, but at some point just going 'okay, you said sorry, you're a good guy now' doesn't cut it. It's one of the main things I don't like about villain redemption arcs in MLP.
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Or Celestia could have, y'know, had the other alicorns give her their power, since she had more combat experience (supposedly). And when was there 'no choice in the matter' for the Crystal Empire? Why didn't Celestia send a unit of Guards? Even if they can't fight worth a dime (again, Celestia/Shining's faults) they could have at least relieved Cadence by keeping up the shield. There is also the specisism inherent in Equestria. We don't see any non-pony government officials or Guards. Cows and sheep, which are sapient creatures, are treated like...well, cattle. They shop, yes, but only from Ponyville. Probably because they're dirt poor. Although I don't think Celestia could poof that away overnight, she could at least begin to hire or open up opportunities for non-ponies. A donkey could probably kick the teeth out of any threats better than most of the current guard. One more thing: You still haven't addressed Celestia’s failures against conventional military attackers. The Storm King and Chrysalis invaded Canterlot the old-fashioned way. However, Celestia, despite her 'experience,' had disbanded her intelligence service and not properly trained and equipped her guard. Say what you will about human leaders, at least they can put up more of a fight than that. If you want to continue this conversation, I feel that we should move it to PMs or another thread. I don't want to clog up this one.
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That still doesn't answer my points about the multiple strategic military and intelligence failures that Equestria has had under her leadership. Having your capital of all places overrun twice, in broad daylight, while it is smack dab in the middle of your country, is a disgrace. The fact that the main savior of Equestria is six civilians and six MacGuffins reflects poorly on Celestia (and the Guard)'s preparedness for a threat. Nightmare Moon barely did anything, but for some reason Celestia decided that using untrained innocents to solve the problem was a good idea. Sure, it worked, but the chances of it not succeeding were also high. You also say that Celestia is 'merciful,' and that is why she forgave Discord and Starlight. Jow do you think their victims feel about this 'mercy?' If you were injured or manipulated against your will, and then your ruler pardoned the criminal because they felt 'insecure,' would you think that was just? No. You might forgive them eventually, but the damage to life and property would be irreversible. Discord literally uprooted entire towns. Even if the effects were reversed, there would still be damage and injuries. Starlight brainwashed a village because a friend left her when he got hos cutie mark. That's it. Again, I put this in the unpopular opinions thread for a reason.
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'Insecurity' is not valid justification to essentially mind-warp sapient beings. Ever. And even then, she should have at least attempted to make it up to those she harmed. We don't see any group therapy sessions or financial consequences for an incredibly serious crime. That aside, my main point is not about Starlight. Here is my main list of grievances for Celestia: -Failure to properly defend Equestria (poor training of the Guard, disbanding of SMILE) -Failure to provide a decent healthcare system (It takes Applejack, a HERO OF EQUESTRIA, a year to raise money for Granny's hip replacement. Not even the modern VA is that slow, especially not for such an important VIP) -Failure to implement an anti-bullying system in schools (yes, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon's activities are actually pretty mild compared to our bullying issues. Still, blackmailing the CMC into publishing a gossip column is not okay) Of course, you are entitled to your own opinion. I did put this in the 'Unpopular Opinions' thread, after all.
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Banned for making a reference I don't understand.
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No, I don't think she's tyrannical. I think she's bad at her job. (So's Shining Armor, really. He is/was in charge of the guard, and they stink.) In fact, your mention of time travel brings me to my big issue with Celestia: incredibly dangerous or unethical spells are unregulated. In G4, the following questionable spells were used, with little or no repercussions to the caster: -Want it, Need it spell -Breezie spell -Starlight mind spell Just to name a few. And somehow, the largest compensation the caster faced, if any, was giving an apology. Seriously? Being mentally manipulated/physically changed without consent would be traumatic for the victims. We don't see any legal or financial consequences for any of these. Add this to the fact that the capital of Equestria has been captured twice, in broad daylight, and you see my point. TL;DR The Equestrian government is a joke.
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Hmm...I have a few opinions that, while not outright unpopular, might be at least less common. They are: -Pinkie Pie is more annoying than funny. -The music (with a few exceptions) is pretty...well, cringy. -Celestia isn't a tyrant. She is incompetent and a bad leader (cough rewriting history to remove Nightmare Moon cough). She should be ousted and replaced. -Lyra doesn't like humans and the fan logic for that claim is downright idiotic.
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Banned for knowing that I know that Clawdeen doesn't know about Kandi culture!
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Hello, I am interested in possibly—at some point—writing what is basically a war fic. However, my idea involves a lot of topics that I'm worried are too close to tropes or cliches to work, and I want your feedback/opinions. Information below (copied from a document I'm working on to keep track of basic stuff. As such, it us a rather large wall o' text, and for that I sincerely apologize): Sometime around 1808 AC (After Celestia) Princess Luna came to the realization that Equestria was failing. In looking back at the various reports sent in by Twilight, the military/intelligence reports, and other available information, Luna felt that Celestia was slowly becoming incompetent. For example, the kingdom had been attacked several times in recent years, but the inadequately trained, armed, and manned military—what little there was of it after the many years of peace since Sombra—had failed miserably every time. Celestia's entire national defense strategy seemed to rely on the six Bearers of the Elements despite new technology, such as firearms and fighter planes, appearing in neighboring nations. Middle-class ponies didn't have basic healthcare. School bullying and aubuse was a real problem. And, worst of all, Celestia's increasingly inept planning was unchallengeable since regular ponies had no say in political affairs, and the minor royalty was more ceremonial than official and didn't dare challenge the great Alicorn princess. Even the minor elected officials, such as mayors, only had a limited say, and even then, only at the local level. In addition, Celestia was guilty of rewriting history to 'protect' her ponies; Nightmare Moon being the mot grevious example. So what did Luna do? She couldn't face her sister one-on-one; she might get sent back to the moon. But she was sick of cowering from the silent threat of banishment that Celestia lorded over her. Luna founded a secret group, asking around and finding that there were quite a few ponies who agreed that the system needed change. Over the course of a year or so, the group gained members, swelling to almost 100,000 members. Celestia became concerned, but made no action, which would have been tyrannical. If she had known her sister was behind it, she would have acted differently. However, in 1811 ANM, the ‘Ponies for the Republic,’ as it had become known, officially succeeded from the Kingdom of Equestria, and Princess Luna revealed herself as the leader. The group, now at a population of about 1.5 million after the succession and still growing, became the New Lunar Republic, and after the drafting of the new constitution, Luna was almost unanimously elected Chief of State by the House of Representatives. The NLR’s succession took everypony by surprise, and agreements with city officials made behind Celestia’s back turned Tall Tale, Vanhoover, and a few other minor towns into the Republic’s territory, with Vahoover becoming Evenfall, the NLR capital. The new nation immediately began expending all available resources in defense, making tense agreements with the Changelings and Griffons. These agreements allowed machining tools, blueprints, and finished weapons, vehicles, aircraft, trainers and other supplies from the two outside nations to be imported into the NLR. Luna knew they were only supporting her fledgling nation since it served as a destabilizer against Equestria, but it was better than nothing. A month later, after Celestia refused to step down, allow the NLR to leave in peace, or start an election, the war started. Flights of brand-new Stuka dive bombers screamed down on various targets in the Empire, destroying factories, storage facilities, and key bases, as well as some of the brand-new airfields. Ju-88 and He-111 bombers dropped hundreds of tons of high explosive and incendiary bombs on various military facilities, crippling the Equestrian military. The Empire’s archaic spears and swords, thrown in with a few dozen rifles and perhaps a biplane if the defenders were lucky, stood no chance. Only two NLR bombers were shot down. Celestia and the Guardians of Harmony were shocked; the Griffons and Changelings were thrilled. Luna was grim. “Celestia has been warned." Spitfires from the Crystal Empire were shipped to Equestria on emergency notice, but even they struggled to stop the daily strikes by dive bombers. Ground attacks against the new lands of the NLR proved disastrous against the modern machine guns and combined-arms tactics that Luna and the high-ranking members of the Ponies for the Republic, working with the Griffonian Empire, had been developing for situations exactly like this. However, despite the outward appearance, the NLR was struggling. Its economy was growing but did not yet exist, and it was already starting to feel the strain of wartime consumption and debt. I have copious more amounts of data avaliable on request. The idea of this story is that it will have a main character, but the POV will jump around to see the war from all angles and levels of command. I am working to make this as realistic as possible, and not a 'random MacGuffin/character solves everything' or 'Hollwood tactics' story. Any commentary or advice is welcomed.
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Banned for assuming Clawdeen doesn't know about Kandi culture!
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Welcome aboard, Isac!
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art contst December 2024 Art Contest - Results
SidewinderX replied to Dynamo Pad's topic in Site Events
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Banned for googling the definition of perler.