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Half-Note

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  1. Granted, her royal gaurds arrest you for speaking to the princess. I wish I could date my crush.
  2. I'm just sitting here waiting to hear what I need to change about my OC Guardian Angel. Lalalalalalala~
  3. They are, but they are taken by scientists to experiment on. I wish I could roll up into the club like "what up, I got a big cock".
  4. http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/gaurdian-angel-r1634 This is Guardian Angel. If there are any problems with him being a Steel Ranger then he can be changed. S-7 P-5 E-6 C-5 I-6 A-7 L-4
  5. So... seen any interesting colts lately?
  6. You started this whole thing. Like Arceus.
  7. Ninfia, I don't know anything about you.
  8. Oh wait... we starting? I'll try to post as often as possible if we do, just make sure it's not advanced.
  9. ^^^Ninja But this does clear things up and make it a little more... acceptable. However it t still seems a bit overstepping fandom. Given that I don't know what Tulpa is I'm just going to say that it goes beyond dreaming you're a pony. I would bucking love that. Actually socially trying to act like a pony and convince yourself you have hooves though? C'mon.
  10. I was recently introduced to a rather weird topic. The topic was a series of audio files meant to put you in a hypnotic trance so you can "become a pony". Don't get me wrong, being a pony and living in Equestria is a great concept but I think this is too far. I think that doing something like that is just weird. Even for Bronies.
  11. "I was just going to find a particularly clean spot to sleep in. I couldn't possibly ask you to sleep on the floor, or the clothes hamper, or the table. And I don't think you want us in the same bed. Not that I wouldn't like that. Not that I'm trying anything I'm just uh saying you would be the mare I would want to sleep with. I mean uh... Not that I want to sleep with you," I say, quickly getting flustered. "l'll just let you get to bed. Hope the bed is sexy- I mean comfy!" I say with a shake of my head as I walk towards the corner of the room where there is slightly less trash.
  12. Thunder Hooves grabbed the apple in his hoof and took a large bite. "Someehow I don't think the windigo will be interested in a bunch of sick kids but if you insist then lets go," he said as he flew out the window and towards the hospital. Winds led the other two to the Hospital and pointed inside. "We need that foal so zebra is going to commit an act of terrorism in the ER and me and the blank pony are going in to snatch the foal," he told his minions. "I will not have any insubordination," he told the zebra.
  13. Dogmatic-House Stormwing-Battle of Cloudsdale "Well it's not like one faction with guns caused enough trouble," Dogmatic muttered as he flew off to what remained of his men. "We need to take out that fortress.... tree... thing before it turns Cloudsdale into a speck in the sky! We need to find out who is controling this thing, it has to be a unicorn or a zebra. They would be in a secure position where they could observe the battle without getting killed," Dogmatic told his now 15 man force, who all followed him while he flew in a zig zag to confuse the gunners. After a while of searching they were unable to determine the ringleader. "Well then we had better focus on taking out it's guns," he told his troops as they coordinated a hit and run strike on the nearest gun. Gilda-House Stormwing-Cloudsedale-Alehouse Gilda burst through the enterance to the Ale House and grabbed the nearest barrel of Ale she could find. "Okay guys, we need to take out that big plant," she told her guards who all started grabbing their own barrels and flying out. Gilda flew out and found the nearest commanding Pegasi officer she could find. "We need an escort, that plant needs to go down and the only way to do that is with fire," she told him with a gesture to the Ale and her flint.
  14. Gilda-House Stormwing-Cloudsdale Fortress Gilda was shocked when Everfree decided to attack Cloudsdale directly. This took way more gonads then the pegasus she scared in ponyville all those years ago posesed. Still it was not Gilda's first time on the defending side of an assault. "Guards on me," she called out to her personal guards who were engaged with wild pegasi from Everfree. "The Ten of us should be enough to help bolster the weakest parts of the defensive line," she told them before spotting Dogmatics troops from Dogmatown. Dogmatic had trained them well and they were currently in a 'spear' formation. They all rushed forward in an attempt to bust straight through the middle of the enemy force so that the enemy could be surrounded, a good plan by Gilda's standards. Dogmatic-Stormwing-Just outside Cloudsdale Dogmatic had shot off like a bullet when he headr about the Everfree attack. His troops were obviously trained to handle combat without him but he always felt they were more secure if he was the one leading them. When he reached Cloudsdale he saw his troops penetrating the enemy line. It was o good plan and gave him an opporutunity to meet his troops on the enemy flank. He went in claws blazing in a fury as he raked them across enemy wings and eyes, inturrupting their flight to get rid of them quickly.
  15. Winds smirked as the Unicorn was brought before him. "Good job my little minions. Now to get to business," he said as he generated an ice blade and held it to his neck. "I need you to learn the shape shifting spell in this book and transform me into whatever I want," Winds told the frightened unicorn befor bringing a hoof to his head. "Oh my Luna, An incredibly large amount of... parental love has been established. I think I'll be sick," he told his minions. He quickly froze the Unicorn in place. "He can wait, we're going foal napping," he said Thunder Hooves woke up from his nap and sighed' "Back to heroing," he thought.
  16. "As long as you don't mind a messy one bedroom apartment then it's all fine," I tell her. "Why wouldn't I want the most beautiful mare in Equestria living with me," I continue as I lead her to my run down apartment. "Welcome to my humble abode," I mutter as I step inside. Inside the apartment there is leftover food, dirty clothes, and scrapped songs all over the place. The bedroom is a mess and the sink is piled with dishes. I instantly facehoof myself for bringing her here.
  17. DRAGON'S DOGMA 2 Seriously guys. This gad the best boss battles and fighting mechanics of any game ever. Add some better Storytelling (though not much) and some fast travel and this would be better than Skyrim.
  18. Winds smirked and the blade turned to snow. "Good to hear. Now I have a mission for you and the blank," he told them. "I want you to look for a unicorn, and a book with a shapeshifting spell. I'm going to need them to take down those ponies at the police station. Thunder Hooves smiled and patted the bed next to him. "i don't suppose you wanna share again? Mythical ice monsters make me sleepy," he told Ferean.
  19. House-Stormwing-Front Gate Dogmatic waited at the front gate and smirked when he saw Scootaloo flying up. It had taken her long enough. He sat quietly as she gave her pre-operation speech. When she finished Dogmatic again made a frown, this whole "taking orders from ponies" thing was going to get old very, very fast. "No sir horse chicken sir," he said sarcastically. He then stretched his wings and nudged the pegasi soldier that had come with them. "So is your boss as much as a pain in the feathers as she seems or am I just on her good side," he asked. He didn't particularly have any problem with Scootaloo, besides her ordering him around, but he wanted to see the kind of respect she garnered from her troops. While awaiting an answer he looked over at Star Keeper and chuckled "So you decided to come after all," he started. "And you even got a big colt's weapon, why you look like a full fledged soldier, so cuuute," he added after seeing his sword. "Seriously though, don't be dead weight let's give the enemy the monopoly on that," he added.
  20. "Yeah well, somewhere up the chain of command somepony let Cloudsdale law enforcement do what it did to me. Those same people wouldn't stop anypony here from doing it," Thunder Hooves said as he collapsed on the bed and patted the spot next to him. "I guess I've got more problem with the justice system then the actual cops," he told Ferean softly. Winds looked at the zebra and frowned, snorting out snowflakes. "I suggest you start learning zebra," he spoke as he leveled a blade of hate filled ice at the zebra's throat. "Now answer me with a simple yes or no, will you join me?" Winds continued, pressing the cold tip lightly against his throat.
  21. Thunder Hooves frowned and looked at Ferean. "I guess It's okay to tell you why I hate cops and why I couldn't stand that police station. Back in Cloudsdale when I first got my cutie Mark I was so excited to try it out. I went to flight camp and I thought I would scare my teacher by giving him a little shock. I wasn't as good as I am now so I... miscalculated. He died and I was arrested. They don't have a regulated way of containing kids in Cloudsdale so I was sent to the same prison as the other murderers and rapists and robbers who haven't seen a mare in years... you can imagine what happened next, but it wasn't just the inmates, it was the guards too. After that I swore to help people without the help of a flawed justice system," Thunder Hooves finished.
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