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  1. ParsoOfEquestria

    ugh. I wish I never got out of bed today

  2. ParsoOfEquestria
    maybe they finally saw how much Hero Factory flopped and are bringing back the good stuffz
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    you don't know fear until you look into the glowing green eyes of a Cloaker

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    2. ParsoOfEquestria

      ParsoOfEquestria

      "yes officer, just help me drill this vault and pack the money"

    3. boiteporte

      boiteporte

      No, I meant help the civilians who are brutally murdered by the criminals in the crossfire, lol.

    4. Retro*Derpy

      Retro*Derpy

      Those things are creepy. Especially when the glitch out and fly through the walls :L

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    It's finally coming, the Payday 2 heist to beat them all. breaking out Old Hoxton from the can (Warning this trailer can get violent and Old Hox has quite a mouth on him) get hype
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    guess not. but its still funny to look at
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    Vigilante 8: Second Offense. seriously? no one knows about this? this was an absolute gem
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    "Fax machines are the future of the world" -Tony Abbott (australian prime minister) 2014 "the petrol tax will not affect poor people because they don't drive" -Joe Hockey (australian treasurer) 2014
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    I like to play as a chaotic good, meaning I play as the hero, but I like to have some fun while I'm at it, kinda like Deadpool
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    behold! one of the few still alive in Australia https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10710770_761353103901431_1717604085401884004_n.jpg?oh=71e8709da4d5bd8d3ce1110f7c84dfa8&oe=54BA334E&__gda__=1420864658_d3d4978f40c7a2058ac082b307e219a0

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    Shell chuckled and punched him on the foreleg "you'll know life is easier when you have nothing to lose. that was all I said" she then began laughing "if thats your idea to get me to stop, I'd hate to see what you did to that Boone" still laughing at her joke
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    "live out each day as if it's your last. thats exactly what I do, honestly, I have nothing to lose, my life means nothing" Shell looked to the sky "no family, no friends, I'm just a shadow on the wall. I just hope I can at least do something with my life that actually means something"
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    "well, I've had to maintain it to shoot better than when you gave it to me" shell placed it on her back and walked out of Tenpony tower "you know its funny. I never travel with stallions I've slept with. we normally go our separate ways...or I kill him" she began to laugh "they don't call it Black Widow charm for nothing"
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    "slavers are easy compared to the pink cloud. plus in some cases, very stupid" Shell waited for Draco to get his gear together before leaving the room "there you are, Shell" "yeah, I'm not going to canterlot with you. I'm going to help Six clean out Red Eye" "okay, if you say so, are you sure, the pit isn't exactly friendly" "I know my way around a slaver" with that, Shell went to security and got her precious Twister back from the guards "see Draco, I told you it was me"
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    Shell stood there, not exactly knowing what he was reciting but shook it off "so...we're going to take on Red Eye? I remember hearing Littlepip saying something about Canterlot. so your plan sounds a lot more fun, mind if I tag along?" Shell asked, as much as she wanted to stick by her idol, she didn't really feel like a suicide mission
  15. ParsoOfEquestria

    so, blood moon is rising? better block my doors and be wary of Wraiths and Clowns

    1. OG Blaze

      OG Blaze

      This is true, cover everything with red tape :P

  16. ParsoOfEquestria
    Shell was about to get something to eat until she realized she left her cap pouch in Draco's room, running back upstairs and being thankful that the door wasn't locked. Draco was out of bed and she could hear the shower running. picking up her pouch and clipping it back onto her barding. hearing the water stop and looking right into the bathroom "oh...good morning"
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    "sounds good to me" Shell yawned before putting out her cigarette and drifting off to sleep. the next morning she woke up and sneakily got out of bed, picked up her barding and left the room. looking at the sleeping stallion and smiled before closing the door. going to the closest cantina to get something to eat
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    "Shell, Shell Shot. nothing, its just unusual is all, sure I met ponies with fake legs but never fake organs" taking a drag of her cigarette and blowing out the smoke "I know, I'm just saying that one was the most I've had before today" moving closer to him and laying closely beside him "knowing the crew; Steelhooves will be resting alone, littlepip will be up with Homage and Calamity and Velvet would have claimed the room for themselves. mind if I stay in here tonight?"
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    Shell thought it was weird that Draco had artificial organs but didn't want to further question them "well, normally its one round and its done like I said, I never had three before" lighting a cigarette and laying back "so, you go by another name other than Six?"
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    "wow, never had a stallion play 3 rounds before. a first time for everything" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "how many times is that now? six? no more, I can't handle another" shell placed a hoof on his chest "your heart...it doesn't beat...it TICKS!" she was a little surprised, it wasn't a normal thing for a heart to tick instead of beat
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    Velvet Remedy rolled her eyes, knowing what was going through Shell's mind right now. Shell followed him inconspicuously to his room, when she entered, she closed the door, loud enough for him to hear "pretty mare, huh?" brushing her tail across his neck before moving around him, sliding her hooves down his scars "I like a buck with battle scars" she said seductively
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    "so I've heard, well, Swank was a way better manager anyway, I got into the tops once and Swank gave me a few caps for just looking pretty" Shell chuckled to herself remembering her black widow charm can seduce her way into almost anything "wouldn't have gotten onto the strip if Courier Six hadn't given me a pass"
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    Shells eyes widened, Twister, the very shotgun in the security locker during her visit to Tennpony tower. given to her by the stallion in front of her? "what haven't I heard, Mrs New Pegas never shut up about your dealings. woke from the dead, the megaspells from the divide, Benny, Hoofer Dam, New Pegas, Sierra Madre, Zion. plus the uhh..help at Ravensgrasp"
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    Steelhooves growled and put him down before storming off "yeah, I know a lot about you, too. the Divide, Zion, Sierra Madre. I've heard the lot. I was from Ravensgrasp...was. Courier Six helped me out of there, never saw his face...that was you?" Shell asked, wanting to know
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    when the elevator opened, Draco was instantly grabbed and pushed against a wall by Steelhooves "nightmare to the Steel Rangers?! some of those could have been good ponies wanting to leave for Applejacks rangers!" raising his hoof about to punch, but was magically stopped "slow down there, big guy. so, you're the infamous Courier Six of the Marejave?"
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