Evilshy

Jokes on me, everyone! Apparently my girlfriend has been here on the site for months now and just didn't tell me. And guess who read my last blog post? Yeah, today went from pretty good to downright horrendous.

Jokes on me, everyone! Apparently my girlfriend has been here on the site for months now and just didn't tell me. And guess who read my last blog post? Yeah, today went from pretty good to downright horrendous.

I remember that I was creative once... my parents and school beat that out of me...

"Hasbro's vice president for international distribution, Finn Arnesen, has stated that My Little Pony is currently a "top-priority" brand for the company and expects the series to continue for some time." *squee* XD

In the off chance you come back again and see this, happy birthday. If you don't, happy birthday, anyway.

Story published to Fimfiction... awaiting approval on my first story is making me a bit nervous...

It would be great if philosophy classes were more often laid out thematically instead of just delving into the works of Hume, Kant, and Descartes (among others).

It would be great if philosophy classes were more often laid out thematically instead of just delving into the works of Hume, Kant, and Descartes (among others).

TIL Trixie is God

Crying because I just finished the ending of Background Pony. Send help and tissues.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Sometimes I wish I had a complete lack of emotion.Then I'd finally be able to play video games without teaching the kids in my neighborhood some...colorful words.

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Need to make crack fic? Why not ship Zoidberg with them?

Hey guys, Its been awhile. *Looks at forums* Sooo......Did yall really need to add the Alicorn Twilight Discussion on the front page?

Pinkamena is NOT Pinkie's alter ego. It's just her full name. It's like saying Princess Mi Amore Cadenza is the evil twin of Cadence.

Went to Dave & Buster's. Won the jackpot. Profit $$$$

Some members are really forcing me to recognize them. How many people knows who I'm talking about when I say "This member writes "Hello!" in blue in all of his messages?"

Some members are really forcing me to recognize them. How many people knows who I'm talking about when I say "This member writes "Hello!" in blue in all of his messages?"

Some members are really forcing me to recognize them. How many people knows who I'm talking about when I say "This member writes "Hello!" in blue in all of his messages?"

If I had to filibuster the Senate, I would read every single line and statistic from the sports almanac. EVERY LINE AND STATISTIC.

Just finished reading Lord Of The Flies for school. My annotations reveal that my favoritism of Ralph throughout approaches Applejack levels.