Assertive Rhyme Tyme

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Inspired by the assertiveness rhymes taught to Fluttershy by Iron Will, a couple members of her fanclub decided to, with your help, yes you, carry forth this sacred tradition. Come, and post your assertive rhymes far any and all occasions.

 

And remember, kids, Fluttershy says

 

[Stellafera 3,836]

post in this thread

or you'll be dead

 

[Life Giver 1,063]

Better go to bed or I'll hit you with stale bread.

Edited June 19, 2014 by Life Giver

[Magical Anarchy 177]

Better keep this rhyming thread, or you'll not be fed

[Freeze-Frame 100]

Please, if I could think of a rhyme

I would be less assertive and more kind

But I ain't no Fluttershy

I'll knock you out if you get on my dark side

 

10 seconds flat I'll have you on your behind

Like how I swept Rainbow Dash outta the sky

You couldn't even touch me even if you tried

Test me, and you'll die.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

In the whorls of a tree lives a sweet sprite,

Her strength is sweetness and might is caring,

Calm like the summer breeze in the night,

And gentle power of friends' hearts' bearing.

 

Fluttershy the Kind, princess of tender,

Even a bending reed she would not break,

Whose hope is to return to health, render

Animal and friends, love for their own, to take.

 

The pain and risk of love born on the sleeves

Is the chance of having the heart crushed.

But the face with virtues bravest weaves

Is with her clear eyes and selfless hushed

 

Tones of song and life spent in charity.

Maybe she's related to Rarity?

 

 

Kind of forgot where I was going with this. I'm tired and I have The Phantom of the Opera stuck in my head. Good night

Edited June 26, 2014 by Blue

[Shift 4,272]

You can't tell me what to do, screw you!
 

Wait.

[Kel_Grym 1,917]

Don't ruin my fun, I ain't the one! (it isn't a perfect rhyme, so sue me)

Edited July 18, 2014 by Minister KelGrym

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

 

 

Don't ruin my fun, I ain't the one! (it isn't a perfect rhyme, so sue me)

If a rhyme doesn't do, then we will sue