The "what next?" Game

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

Trixie sees this and becomes infatuated with you.

 

What next?

[LicketySplitHD 17]

Trixie sees this and becomes infatuated with you.

What next?

As the judges rate the contestants... The results are!

 

 

What's Next?

Edited July 5, 2014 by YourRobotIsDefective

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

I don't know! Trixie has pulled me behind stage and strips her wizard hat off

 

What next?

[NightGuard 251]

And she slowly takes off her cape.

 

What's next?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

The word "CENSORED" completely covers your vision.

 

What's next?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Trixie transforms into John Madden

 

What next?

 

 

 

 

/I'm a bad person for knowing what y'all were referencing xD

[NightGuard 251]

John Madden goes on about shitty games that are ultimately horrible...

 

What's next?

 

>I hate you so much.

Edited July 5, 2014 by NightGuard

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Your libido goes sour and you die.

 

What next?

[NightGuard 251]

Your libido goes sour and you die.

 

What next?

I am reborn again as a thug from New York named Felix Madson.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

He's/you are from the mean streets of Canada.

 

What next?

[NightGuard 251]

So you deal pills to random teens from Toronto.

 

What's next?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Those pills turn out to be Pez. That's illegal or some sh*t up there.

 

What next?

[NightGuard 251]

So you're arrested for the 3rd, 4th time.

XD

 

What's next?

Edited July 5, 2014 by NightGuard

[Dattebayo 2,850]

They give you the ultimate form of Canadian capital punishment: looks of disapproval.

 

What next?

[NightGuard 251]

I break out the cell and before I kill this guy with a spoon I say.."Not in America, eh?"

 

What's next?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Canada Man swoops in and punches you right in the ear

 

What next?

[NightGuard 251]

Canada Man swoops in and punches you right in the ear

 

What next?

I kick him the ding-a-ling and stomp his chest until he pukes out part of his intestines.

 

What's next?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Using the power of Canadian swag, he regenerates to be twice his original size, and proceeded to launch globs of back bacon and maple syrup at you.

 

What next?

Edited July 5, 2014 by Dattebayo

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Throws a fat pig at him to distract him, then run away.

 

Whats next?

[NightGuard 251]

I shout "YOUR SYRUP TASTES DELICIOUS!" While running

 

What's next?

Edited July 5, 2014 by NightGuard

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I lick the syrup on the ground, suddenly, Shrek descends from heaven

Edited July 5, 2014 by Bradley-MysteryLord

[NightGuard 251]

He roars a might roar and place me on my hands and knees.

 

What's next?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

You check yourself before you Shrek yourself

 

What next?

Edited July 5, 2014 by Dattebayo

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Shrek pulls out a banana from behind, then peels its skin off slowly infront of you

 

Whats next?

Edited July 5, 2014 by Bradley-MysteryLord

[Dattebayo 2,850]

The area around you turns into a swamp

 

What next?

Edited July 5, 2014 by Dattebayo