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Evilshy

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I had a left over key from the humble bundle, it requires Steam to work.

 

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I don't want to play Bioshock and I don't have Steam. But I wanted to rise to the challenge anyways and see if this would make you laugh. I hope, though, somebody who gives you a good laugh will truly be worthy of this prize.

 

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I don't want to play Bioshock and I don't have Steam. But I wanted to rise to the challenge anyways and see if this would make you laugh. I hope, though, somebody who gives you a good laugh will truly be worthy of this prize.

 

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I love that video. Pretty funny shit.


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I don't want to play Bioshock and I don't have Steam. But I wanted to rise to the challenge anyways and see if this would make you laugh. I hope, though, somebody who gives you a good laugh will truly be worthy of this prize.

 

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Okay, I did laugh at that.

 

 

But he doesn't want it, so this contest is still on.


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ps i don't want the thing but whatever

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Let me tell you a story.

 

So. I was out with my dad and my uncles in the Sonoran desert, crossing it with our trucks.

After stopping for the night for a night of heavy drinking, my uncles and dad were all passed out.

 

Me, being only 14 at the time and completely sober, woke up in the middle of the night to take a piss.

I crawled out of my tent and found a good spot a few yards from the camp site, and proceeded to unzip my pants and let nature do it's thing.

 

After a few seconds, I heard a bone-chilling hiss directly below me.

I looked down, and saw this.

 

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Terrified, barefoot, and weaponless, I did the only thing a sane man could do:

 

Pee on it.

 

But this only made it madder, and probably a bit confused (unless it was into this sort of thing).

It lunged forward, and I painfully pinched off the stream and ran away, terrified that it was chasing me, fueled by understandable, urine-soaked indignation.

 

I jumped into my tent, and closed the flap.

I was scared, laughing, and worst of all, I still needed to pee really bad.

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