Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Star Racer 198]

I crush you with my political view!

 

get it? cuz I'm socialist and they are left...

LAUGH! :okiedokielokie:

..........is communism an instrument?

 

OT:aluminium broom.

Edited May 21, 2015 by Stat Razer

[DasCapschen 7,766]

Communism is left too... just more left

 

I kill you with: my wardrobe again

[Grepper 3,192]

Shards of broken glass.

[Star Racer 198]

How bout i just kill you with my....(drumroll).....SNARE DRUM! *Stops rolling on the drum and tosses sticks, stand, sheet music, music stand, snare drum, cowbell, woodblock, metronome, color guard member #3, the kitchen sink, old man jenkins, and a potatoe at you*

[Grepper 3,192]

Okay, I kill you with the bass tom.

[Star Racer 198]

*percussionist effect number four activates-the attack is ineffective*

...sorry, but imma have to brain you with the bathroom sink.

[Grepper 3,192]

Drumsticks. The drum-hitting implement and the ice-cream treat.

[Star Racer 198]

*clashes with drumstucks*

I brought my own drumsticks, thank you. Good luck beating me in a percussion fight.

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with a mango.

[Clod 8,294]

I smash your head against the wall violently until your skull cracks open.

Too much?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

I have this book called 'Om-kas-toe'. Maybe I could lodge it in your throat or something.

[Guest]

 

 

with my tweezerman nail clippers, i CLIPETH THEE TO THYN DEATH!

  That's just nasty! 

 

Kills the user above by spraying Disinfectant Spray at them.

[Clod 8,294]

I klled you with a Club Penguin puffle.

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you with a fork. I won't describe it in detail, sorry.

 

I smash your head against the wall violently until your skull cracks open.
Too much?

 

*Vomits*

[Clod 8,294]

I kill you with a folding chair, folding it on your neck.

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw an old CRT TV at you.

[Clod 8,294]

I put a blanket around your head and tighten it around your neck. Now you can't breathe.

[Star Racer 198]

I tape your mouth, wrists, and legs, then put the sleeping bag around you and tie it at your feet. I then beat you with the bed the sleeping bag is on until i see blood pooling in the floor....then i keep swinging, cause its fun.

[DasCapschen 7,766]

I fill a pool with phosphoric acid (mixed with water, caffeine and sugar... aka. cola), punch you unconcious, put you in it and let the acid eat through your body >:3

(that would most likely take a long time, but I'll just prevent you from escaping)

Edited May 22, 2015 by CAPTNCAPS

[Star Racer 198]

But then i drink all the acid, water, and other chemicals and throw a bag full of coffee beans at you. But the catch-they are chocolate covered! >:3

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

But then i drink all the acid, water, and other chemicals and throw a bag full of coffee beans at you. But the catch-they are chocolate covered! >:3

your coffee beans are no match for my computer monitor 

[Grepper 3,192]

I run you over with a lawnmower.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

My broken laptop

(What is it with me and computers?)

[Grepper 3,192]

I use a weed eater (A.K.A. String Trimmer) on you. That's a painful way to go.

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

Crushes you with massive cupboard complex