Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Tao 8,250]

Air freshener is in the can.....death by MORING MEADOW! 

[Spark Thunderbass 1,444]

I have a fan right next to me, which I’ll use it like a saw blade on your flesh. 

[Tao 8,250]

Sorry Spark,  its death by water bottle again......

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,062]

Nice profile picture, Tao! I like the pilot of Hazbin Hotel! Misfortunately, you won't live long enough for us to talk about it since I'm going to kill you... WITH A PINEAPPLE!!! 

*Holds the pineapple in the air with both hooves*

[Mirage 24,774]

Hot bowl of chili here it comes!

[Tao 8,250]

  On 2024-02-29 at 1:31 AM, Shiny Silvermoon said:

Nice profile picture, Tao! I like the pilot of Hazbin Hotel! Misfortunately, you won't live long enough for us to talk about it since I'm going to kill you... WITH A PINEAPPLE!!! 

*Holds the pineapple in the air with both hooves*

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NNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I HATE IT..........

 

Why is the theme of death by water bottle still my thing.....

[Mirage 24,774]

A vicious bowl of salad with cheese curds assails the Tao!

[Spark Thunderbass 1,444]

My grandfather’s mobility scooter which I’ll run you over with!

[Mirage 24,774]

The TV remote with glowing buttons.

[Wingnut 7,005]

A glass of beer was the murder weapon. 

[Mirage 24,774]

A box of tissues with sharp edges.

[Valynne 2,731]

Huh, lucky me I actually have a switchblade next to me, I normally use it to open letters though

[Mirage 24,774]

An atomic fireball.

I normally eat them, but now, you just blow up into atoms, and fire.

[Lawyer Slip 2,874]

Guess I'm shoving a wall in your face. Goodbye Mirage.

[Hippity Hoppity Sketch 1,848]

A pillow...suffocation!?! 

[Twinkie Pie 96]

BONK! PREPARE TO GET MAULED BY A PILLOW!

[Astralshy 27,930]

:3

Okay, then prepare to meet a double chocolate chip cookie

[Wingnut 7,005]

Death by train ticket! 💀