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Ah, yeah. On a forum this big, it's hard to get widely noticed without posting a ton, already being famous elsewhere, or simply riding on fame acquired when the forum was smaller and it was easier to become well known.

 

It doesn't help that it's difficult to form isolated communities here because of how connected everything is.

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What's your favorite shape? Personally, I'm fond of octagons.

 

And don't worry about not being noticed. I've been here for about a year and a half, and no one cares about me, so it's not a big deal.


Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something?

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What's your favorite shape? Personally, I'm fond of octagons.

 

And don't worry about not being noticed. I've been here for about a year and a half, and no one cares about me, so it's not a big deal.

I really like triangles and pointy shapes. I partially blame whoever was the head of the art style on Sleeping Beauty.

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Do you like harry potter?

 

I do. Actually, I love it. It's one of the most creative worlds of fiction I've seen to date. My only nitpick with it is while JK Rowling is a brilliant writer, the grammar gets really choppy at times. 

You think nobody cares about you?

 

Try my abortion of an ask thread!

 

http://mlpforums.com/topic/103386-ask-an-oc-nopony-cares-about-who-does-pointless-things-that-nopony-cares-about

*checks out*

One question served :P

 

I care about every living thing on this planet!

 

What is your favorite color?

Even Nicki Minjaj? 8D

Purple! Purple...and more purple. 

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I care Clarissa :)

 

In Disney, who is your favourite:

Prince?

Princess?

Animal sidekick?

Villain? 

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I care Clarissa :)

 

In Disney, who is your favourite:

Prince?

Princess?

Animal sidekick?

Villain? 

Yay! ^_^

My favorite Prince is Philip because A.He's the first Prince to actually have a personality and BI love his snarky humor! (But father, this is the fourteenth century!)

Hmm...well, I'd have to say it's a tie between Belle (since I resonate with her a lot), Jasmine since she doesn't take any crap and Merida because despite her being a 'rebellious princess' she still has a personality, which I love. I also like Pocahontas and Cinderella (despite not liking their movies that much), but I wish they could have been given a bit more depth.

Does Stitch count Pascal ^_^

My favorite straight villain would have to be a tie between Frollo and Maleficent. There's also John Silver from Treasure Planet, but I won't say why I don't think he counts as a villain because it gives spoilers (:


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Yay! ^_^

My favorite Prince is Philip because A.He's the first Prince to actually have a personality and BI love his snarky humor! (But father, this is the fourteenth century!)

Hmm...well, I'd have to say it's a tie between Belle (since I resonate with her a lot), Jasmine since she doesn't take any crap and Merida because despite her being a 'rebellious princess' she still has a personality, which I love. I also like Pocahontas and Cinderella (despite not liking their movies that much), but I wish they could have been given a bit more depth.

Does Stitch count Pascal ^_^

My favorite straight villain would have to be a tie between Frollo and Maleficent. There's also John Silver from Treasure Planet, but I won't say why I don't think he counts as a villain because it gives spoilers (:

I love Phillip too :)

I didn't think I would like Merida as much as I did, she was a pleasant surprise. Belle and Jasmine are great too, whilst I'm not a fan of 'Human Again' :okiedokielokie: I loved seeing Belle's interactions with the Beast.

Stitch can count :P

Great choices all around, yer I still haven't seen it so thanks for no spoilers ;)

 

Best Disney song?

Best MLP princess?

Best Mane 6?

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I agree with you about Human Again, I don't like any songs involving the furniture (: (Yes, even Be Our Guest. *dodges bullets*)

Hmm...I can give you my Top 20 in no particular order. A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes, For The First Time In Forever, Let It Go, Just Around The Riverbend, Savages, Hellfire, Bells of Notre Dame, Feed the Birds, Supercaligifristicexpladiousus, Almost There, I'm Still Here, Son of Man, Two Worlds, On My Way, Someday my Prince Will Come, Circle of Life, Part of Your World, Poor Unfortunate Souls, I’ll Make a Man out of You, I Won’t Say I’m In Love.

Twilight (:

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I love Phillip too :)

I didn't think I would like Merida as much as I did, she was a pleasant surprise. Belle and Jasmine are great too, whilst I'm not a fan of 'Human Again' :okiedokielokie: I loved seeing Belle's interactions with the Beast.

Stitch can count :P

Great choices all around, yer I still haven't seen it so thanks for no spoilers ;)

 

Best Disney song?

Best MLP princess?

Best Mane 6?

I agree with you about Human Again, I don't like any songs involving the furniture (: (Yes, even Be Our Guest. *dodges bullets*)

Hmm...I can give you my Top 20 in no particular order. A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes, For The First Time In Forever, Let It Go, Just Around The Riverbend, Savages, Hellfire, Bells of Notre Dame, Feed the Birds, Supercaligifristicexpladiousus, Almost There, I'm Still Here, Son of Man, Two Worlds, On My Way, Someday my Prince Will Come, Circle of Life, Part of Your World, Poor Unfortunate Souls, I’ll Make a Man out of You, I Won’t Say I’m In Love.

Twilight (:

^


I love Phillip too :)

I didn't think I would like Merida as much as I did, she was a pleasant surprise. Belle and Jasmine are great too, whilst I'm not a fan of 'Human Again' :okiedokielokie: I loved seeing Belle's interactions with the Beast.

Stitch can count :P

Great choices all around, yer I still haven't seen it so thanks for no spoilers ;)

 

Best Disney song?

Best MLP princess?

Best Mane 6?

I agree with you about Human Again, I don't like any songs involving the furniture (: (Yes, even Be Our Guest. *dodges bullets*)

Hmm...I can give you my Top 20 in no particular order. A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes, For The First Time In Forever, Let It Go, Just Around The Riverbend, Savages, Hellfire, Bells of Notre Dame, Feed the Birds, Supercaligifristicexpladiousus, Almost There, I'm Still Here, Son of Man, Two Worlds, On My Way, Someday my Prince Will Come, Circle of Life, Part of Your World, Poor Unfortunate Souls, I’ll Make a Man out of You, I Won’t Say I’m In Love.

Twilight (:

^

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@, great choices! I think I have most of those on my playlist, happy to see a bit of Hercules in there too ;) (LOVE Meg!) Don't worry, no bullets coming your way :)

 

 Twilight is an awesome pony!

 

Whilst I'm here, Luna or Celestia?

 

If Disney had the opportunity to have a 'do-over' on one of their old movies, which one and why? :)

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@, great choices! I think I have most of those on my playlist, happy to see a bit of Hercules in there too ;) (LOVE Meg!) Don't worry, no bullets coming your way :)

 

 Twilight is an awesome pony!

 

Whilst I'm here, Luna or Celestia?

 

If Disney had the opportunity to have a 'do-over' on one of their old movies, which one and why? :)

Probably Luna.

I'm hoping for a Broadway adaption of Pocahontas where she and John are made just friends. And the other characters are made realistic. They could make some of the historical inaccuracies they made right-like I said, Pocahontas and John could be made just friends and Powhatan would not be..so...stoic. John's character development is shown more. Also plausible dialogue-something that might have been said when the two of them really did meet.  Like after Colors of the Wind there'll be a scene where John says something like this:

John:What you say is wise, but what you need to understand is that we come from another land. We don't act this way. My people need shelter. And I've never really thought of this before. It's...more materialistic there.

Pocahontas:*raises eyebrows* Oh?Who thought you these things?

John:*grows uncomfortable* The leaders of the past. The King...he's the head of the church, but I'm not sure if our God would really say these thi-

Pocahontas:'God'? What is 'God'?

*John gives her a brief explanation about Anglican theology*

Pocahontas:I see...so you only have one...

John:*really nervous* Please don't kill me.

Pocahontas:What? No! I understand things are different among others...but did not your God give life to what you see around you as well? Isn't that worthy of respect?

John:Well...now that you mention it...

Pocahontas:*laughs a bit* And if he really is a god, then why don't you follow him instead of the king? Wouldn't he be more important?

John:Uh...

 It may anger some fans of the movie but I honestly think it's for the best. 

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Clarissa, can you explain it all?

Explain what? The history of animation? How I became a brony? The cause of the EDSA revolution? Life? 


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If im not alive,then are you still alive?

 

If i do not exist,then do you exist?

 

Do you exist because i exist?

 

Or do i exist because you exist?

 

Do you care to answer these questions?

 

Because i wonder if you know that i cared enough to ask them,am i correct to wonder such thoughts? 


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If im not alive,then are you still alive?

 

If i do not exist,then do you exist?

 

Do you exist because i exist?

 

Or do i exist because you exist?

 

Do you care to answer these questions?

 

Because i wonder if you know that i cared enough to ask them,am i correct to wonder such thoughts? 

It depends on the state of my well being. 4 people die per second and while I feel sorry for them it doesn't affect me physically, anyway.

I exist because my mom and dad decided to recreate The Big Bang LOL

You exist for that reason too XD

Of course I do!

Everyone has the right to think about anything that doesn't involve the kiling of bunnies, that's my philosophy. 

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Everyone has the right to think about anything that doesn't involve the kiling of bunnies, that's my philosophy. 

 

But what if i think about a person who then thinks about killing bunnies because he has a free mind to think outside my influence?  


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But what if i think about a person who then thinks about killing bunnies because he has a free mind to think outside my influence?  

Find that person. Then kill him. 

By slow death. And by slow death, I mean being forced to read 50 Shades of Grey without any breaks. He'll be dead by sunrise!

(And don't tell me he doesn't exist, there's always a hater somewhere. Somewhere there is a person who hates Reading Rainbow, kills bunnies and thinks that Muppet Treasure Island is a bad movie. One day...)

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Find that person. Then kill him. 

You would kill a free mind in such a horrible fashion because it does not adhere to your philosophy and way of life?

 

Would you punish a sentient life form for thoughts beyond its control?

 

Would you play Judge & Jury to ones private consciousness?  


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You would kill a free mind in such a horrible fashion because it does not adhere to your philosophy and way of life?

 

Would you punish a sentient life form for thoughts beyond its control?

 

Would you play Judge & Jury to ones private consciousness?  

No, not liking Muppet Treasure Island is not a philosophy. It is a crime. Someday I am going to find the 30% of critics who gave it a miserable 70% on Rotten Tomatoes and make them walk the plank. 

As for the answer to those two questions, I wouldn't, but I would probably keep a close eye on them. 

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It appears the critics have made a critical error in your world i see,may Pinkie bless them with clarity to undo the wrongs they have unjustly done. 


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