Tell a bad pony pickup line to the user above you.

[Bastion 414]

Inspired by Sir Hugaholic. 

 

Simple, make up a bad pony related pickup line and say it to the user above you for example here is one you could say to applejack.

Are you a tree? because I could buck you all day long

 

(sorry about the one above, only one that came to mind)

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Hey good lookin' watcha got cookin'? 

(It's cause you're a pyromancer...)

[Sir Hugsalot 8,621]

Omg, this is perfect. 

 

Let's do a warmup.

 

*throws a walnut at him*

*runs towards him*

 

Excuse me. Is it Your walnut? 

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@,

 

since i am an emt.

 

I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?

[Sir Hugsalot 8,621]

Life without You is like broken pencil. Pointless. 

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[Sir Hugsalot 8,621]

Are You from Jamaica? Cuz Jamaican me crazy. 

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

I can make your heart skip a beat.  No really, I’m certified to do it!

[Bastion 414]

Oh no I fell down, looks like you'll have to give me the kiss of life! 

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only 10 I see.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

So, I'm out here looking for treasure... Can you show me your chest please?

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

You know, I’ve been highly trained to stick things into people…

[Sir Hugsalot 8,621]

If You were a pokemon You'd be electric type, cuz You are so stunning. 

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

Did it hurt?

When you fell from heaven

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

I’m an EMT, I know your body better then you do!

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

As a photographer, I can really picture us being together...

[Sir Hugsalot 8,621]

Are You religious? Cuz You're answer to all my prayers.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

Baby you’re so sweet you’re gonna put me in Diabetic ketoacidosis!!!

[Sir Hugsalot 8,621]

Can You empty Your pockets? I believe, You've stolen my heart. 

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

Are you carrying a mirror? Because I can see myself in your pants.

[Moonlight Magician 494]

You can give me surgery anyday

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?

[MetalTao 68]

Well.... My name is Sysyphus, can I roll your shoulder boulders?

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

Sit back and relax…I fix broken hearts.