11th Doctor Whooves 794 March 4, 2015 Author Share March 4, 2015 Oh, but you have forgotten, Doctor, I am an SCP. Why is that? because I have the ability to eat atleast FORTY TWO whole medium-large sized rooms of Marmalade, along with bread/toast. Fear me, doctor, I've eaten hundreds of rooms of Marmalade. I'm sure you can eat a whole hotel full of rooms stocked with marmalade, but how about a room the size of a 200 story hotel that has its stock of marmalade as soon as 98% of it has been eaten. Endless marmalade. Fear me. Ask 11thDoctorWhooves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10InTheTardis 509 March 4, 2015 Share March 4, 2015 (edited) I'm sure you can eat a whole hotel full of rooms stocked with marmalade, but how about a room the size of a 200 story hotel that has its stock of marmalade as soon as 98% of it has been eaten. Endless marmalade. Fear me. Well then, unless you have some sort of means of getting it all to me before I'm hungry again, I'm afraid it wont matter how large your room is. You would need some sort of marmalade cannon, or perhaps a party cannon. Edited March 4, 2015 by 10InTheTardis Hello! Gabe Newell here! Signature removed, too confusing for new members. Thanks, and have fun. GabeN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11th Doctor Whooves 794 March 4, 2015 Author Share March 4, 2015 Well then, unless you have some sort of means of getting it all to me before I'm hungry again, I'm afraid it wont matter how large your room is. You would need some sort of marmalade cannon, or perhaps a party cannon. We'll see about that. *Takes out Sonic Screwdriver and points at nearby party cannon and marmalade refill robots* There we are, a Marmalade Party Cannon! Ask 11thDoctorWhooves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10InTheTardis 509 March 4, 2015 Share March 4, 2015 We'll see about that. *Takes out Sonic Screwdriver and points at nearby party cannon and marmalade refill robots* There we are, a Marmalade Party Cannon! Well then... I uhh... shoot, you cheeky little timelord! I'm out of lame excuses... Oh! I know! Although I am an SCP, I'm Euclid, meaning I'm not a threat to the entire universe or anything, so therefore, you have no reason to use that party cannon, right? I mean, after all, a great-yet-annoying man pony once said, "What's the point of having two hearts if you can't be a little forgiving once and a while?". Hello! Gabe Newell here! Signature removed, too confusing for new members. Thanks, and have fun. GabeN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11th Doctor Whooves 794 March 10, 2015 Author Share March 10, 2015 Well then... I uhh... shoot, you cheeky little timelord! I'm out of lame excuses... Oh! I know! Although I am an SCP, I'm Euclid, meaning I'm not a threat to the entire universe or anything, so therefore, you have no reason to use that party cannon, right? I mean, after all, a great-yet-annoying man pony once said, "What's the point of having two hearts if you can't be a little forgiving once and a while?". No more second chances, thats not the kind of man I am now....... Ask 11thDoctorWhooves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critical Mass 178 March 10, 2015 Share March 10, 2015 I could forge a blade out of pears for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11th Doctor Whooves 794 March 10, 2015 Author Share March 10, 2015 I could forge a blade out of pears for you. I don't think such a blade would make a great weapon, but I'd give it a try. Ask 11thDoctorWhooves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critical Mass 178 March 10, 2015 Share March 10, 2015 (edited) I don't think such a blade would make a great weapon, but I'd give it a try. I'll renforce it and compress the pear material with the skin being sharp and stong the handle is up to you. Edited March 10, 2015 by Decanus Nexus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11th Doctor Whooves 794 March 10, 2015 Author Share March 10, 2015 I'll renforce it and compress the pear material with the skin being sharp and stong the handle is up to you. That should work, but honestly, what would I need a pear based sword for? Ask 11thDoctorWhooves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10InTheTardis 509 March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 That should work, but honestly, what would I need a pear based sword for? poetic justice against both evil and pears at the same time. and you wouldn't have to worry about matter-eater-lad coming in and ruining your fun by eating the sword either, I hear he hates pears, too. Also, your Marmalade rooms are now full of pear marmalade, did I mention I have other marmalade abilities? for I am AVA-SCP-ATAR THE LAST MARMALADE-BENDER! Hello! Gabe Newell here! Signature removed, too confusing for new members. Thanks, and have fun. GabeN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koukatsu 5,899 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 WHY DO YOU LICK SO MUCH STUFF?! || Ponysona || Ask Me Anything || Johari Window || Twitch || Gamer Stuff || Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11th Doctor Whooves 794 April 9, 2015 Author Share April 9, 2015 WHY DO YOU LICK SO MUCH STUFF?! Because stuff is generally tasty. Ask 11thDoctorWhooves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Professor...8D 823 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 If you were to meet yourself again............would you be able to eat your self............. Ask The Professor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11th Doctor Whooves 794 April 9, 2015 Author Share April 9, 2015 If you were to meet yourself again............would you be able to eat your self............. No, as this would cause a rift in the space time continuum. Ask 11thDoctorWhooves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critical Mass 178 April 9, 2015 Share April 9, 2015 Doctor I need a set of gloves that are able to regenerate or have the ability to time travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11th Doctor Whooves 794 April 9, 2015 Author Share April 9, 2015 Sorry, I only have gloves that clean themselves after eating a dinner of fish fingers and custard. Ask 11thDoctorWhooves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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