Shift 4,272 August 25, 2014 Share August 25, 2014 WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A "SUPER BIG GULP" CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN'T FEEL MY OWN PULSE. CONS: I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 72 HOURS. I CANT FEEL MY FACE. I PEED THIS MORNING AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS 99% BLOOD. PROS: I'VE DEEP CLEANED MY ENTIRE APARTMENT. I CAN READ MINDS. SUPER BIG GULP=44OZ, 5 HOUR ENERGY=2OZ. THAT MEANS I DRANK 22 5 HOUR ENERGYS IN LESS THAN 2 MINUTES. 22X5=110 HOURS OF ENERGY. GOD HELP ME. Have the courage to think and act on your own. And have the courage to disobey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Regulus 2,769 August 25, 2014 Share August 25, 2014 (edited) I would recommend contacting a poison control center right away. If you live in the US: 1-800-222-1222 Edited August 25, 2014 by Regulus Tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift 4,272 August 25, 2014 Author Share August 25, 2014 @, I DON'T NEED NO POISON CONTROL I GOT MAHSELF A GODDAMN PECHA BERRY WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS UNPREPARED? Have the courage to think and act on your own. And have the courage to disobey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banul 3,831 August 25, 2014 Share August 25, 2014 (edited) Fool, what have you done?! 22 5 hour energies is 110 hours. There isn't that many hours in a day. Your going to go through an hour overload! You will experience 86 hours that don't actually exist, waiting out the excess time in a parallel pocket dimension. I know not what horrors await in that place. Best you be ready for anything. God help those who a abuse the power of 5 hour energy. God help you. Edited August 25, 2014 by Banul 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Regulus 2,769 August 25, 2014 Share August 25, 2014 You're approaching the lethal limit of caffeine ingestion for a normal person. This is no laughing matter. A little more and you may find yourself dead. Tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift 4,272 August 25, 2014 Author Share August 25, 2014 (edited) @, not if I have my SEVEN HORCRUXES Edited August 25, 2014 by Tfihs Have the courage to think and act on your own. And have the courage to disobey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Regulus 2,769 August 25, 2014 Share August 25, 2014 Well, you're the one pissing blood, dude. Tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift 4,272 August 25, 2014 Author Share August 25, 2014 @, yep Have the courage to think and act on your own. And have the courage to disobey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Literally Snails 2,307 August 25, 2014 Share August 25, 2014 22 5 hour energies in one drink? Are you... are you okay? Previously known as: Supahsnail, Snails, SnailZOID, Snails (The Beautiful), The Beautiful Snailzuki, Pretty Koenma, SecretAgentSnails, Topaz, SnailZOID Reynolds, SnailZOID Cage, and Snails The Klayman Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7ks7cTevfRojdvkwD5yROg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift 4,272 August 25, 2014 Author Share August 25, 2014 (edited) @@Literally Snails, Edited August 25, 2014 by Tfihs 1 Have the courage to think and act on your own. And have the courage to disobey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtore 2,770 August 25, 2014 Share August 25, 2014 Wow... You have my sympathies. Also, why the heck did you think that would be a good idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eliash147 159 August 25, 2014 Share August 25, 2014 Your joking right Otherwise your a goner https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9GfEgXyccqjZoHYouVVhYg Aiwannas and maybe some pony stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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