OH DEAR GOD HELP ME

[Shift 4,271]

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A "SUPER BIG GULP" CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN'T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.

 

CONS:

I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 72 HOURS.

I CANT FEEL MY FACE.

I PEED THIS MORNING AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS 99% BLOOD.

 

PROS:

I'VE DEEP CLEANED MY ENTIRE APARTMENT.

I CAN READ MINDS.

 

SUPER BIG GULP=44OZ, 5 HOUR ENERGY=2OZ. THAT MEANS I DRANK 22 5 HOUR ENERGYS IN LESS THAN 2 MINUTES. 22X5=110 HOURS OF ENERGY.

 

GOD HELP ME.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

I would recommend contacting a poison control center right away.

 

If you live in the US:

1-800-222-1222

Edited August 25, 2014 by Regulus

[Shift 4,271]

@,

 

I DON'T NEED NO POISON CONTROL I GOT MAHSELF A GODDAMN PECHA BERRY

 

WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS UNPREPARED?

[Banul 3,831]

Fool, what have you done?!

 

22 5 hour energies is 110 hours. There isn't that many hours in a day. Your going to go through an hour overload! You will experience 86 hours that don't actually exist, waiting out the excess time in a parallel pocket dimension. I know not what horrors await in that place. Best you be ready for anything.

 

God help those who a abuse the power of 5 hour energy. God help you.

Edited August 25, 2014 by Banul

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

You're approaching the lethal limit of caffeine ingestion for a normal person. This is no laughing matter. A little more and you may find yourself dead.

[Shift 4,271]

@,

 

not if I have my SEVEN HORCRUXES

Edited August 25, 2014 by Tfihs

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Well, you're the one pissing blood, dude.

[Shift 4,271]

@,

 

yep 

[Literally Snails 2,307]

22 5 hour energies in one drink?

 

 

Are you... are you okay?

[Shift 4,271]

@@Literally Snails,

 

Edited August 25, 2014 by Tfihs

[Celtore 2,769]

Wow... You have my sympathies. Also, why the heck did you think that would be a good idea?

[Eliash147 159]

Your joking right

Otherwise your a goner