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Just a quick preface: I got admin (SCS, to be exact) permission to post this, so normal site rules still apply. No explicit sex/gore, no excessive swearing, etc. Remember to have fun and no matter who/what you make fun of, everyone still loves everyone.

 

Alright, offend away, guys. B)

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Oh please... If really wanted a dirty joke I'd just see what US politics are up to lately.

But I can do so much dirtier.

 

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Amoral cynic with a bitchin' vocabulary.

Check out A Century of Song if you like music from before this millennium.

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Not sure what's wrong but the pic never loads.

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Amoral cynic with a bitchin' vocabulary.

Check out A Century of Song if you like music from before this millennium.

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Yeah... It worked that time... I smiled... the *sighing* kind of smile but I smiled.

Jump right in, the water's fine. :fiery:

 

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Amoral cynic with a bitchin' vocabulary.

Check out A Century of Song if you like music from before this millennium.

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What do you get If you put a newborn baby in a shoe box full of razors and kick it down a stair?
Boner.

 

How do you get a newborn in to a shoebox?
A blender.

How do you get it out?
Nachos!

 

Dirty nuff for ya'll?  :lol:

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My friend just told me a doozie of a dirty joke:

 

 

a farmer's been out of town for a week
the sheriff rolls up, pays him a visit and informs him of some bad news
Sheriff: John, I have some bad news for you. Your dog is dead.
Farmer: Aw damn, old Sport? What happened to him?
Sheriff: He died from eatin' too much horse flesh.
Farmer: Horse flesh?...wait a minute, you don't mean MY horses?!
Sheriff: Yup, they perished when your barn burnt down.
Farmer: My barn?!
Sheriff: Oh, it was the spark from the house fire that done it.
Farmer: My HOUSE burned?!
Sheriff: To the ground, thanks to those damn candles at your mother-in-law's funeral.
Farmer: Mother Sloan is dead?
Sheriff: And buried! 'Twas the shock of her only daughter runnin' off with that hired man what did her in.
Farmer: WHAT?! My wife has left me? You're telling me that on top of all that I have to raise three children without their mother?!
Sheriff: What? Oh, no, no... your kids all died in the barn fire!
 

Amoral cynic with a bitchin' vocabulary.

Check out A Century of Song if you like music from before this millennium.

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