Ask Diamond Tiara

[Fractured 2,684]

I always forget you, anyways, let me guess, this is another dream and I'm still at TORCHWOOD.

I don't think so... and what's TORCHWOOD?

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

I don't think so... and what's TORCHWOOD?

It's a tower on Twilight's castle.

 

*wakes up*

 

*is at TORCHWOOD*

 

It was a dream, goddammit.

 

SolarSunspark: BTW, Diamond Tiara, I'm a time lord.

[Fractured 2,684]

It's a tower on Twilight's castle.

 

*wakes up*

 

*is at TORCHWOOD*

 

It was a dream, goddammit.

 

SolarSunspark: BTW, Diamond Tiara, I'm a time lord.

Why did you bring us back here? This future- it should never have happened!

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Why did you bring us back here? This future- it should never have happened!

SolarSunspark: Doctor, whatever you do, don't inuslt her.

 

Doctor: OK.

 

SolarSunspark: OK, what I need you to do is to inside the War TARDIS and erase Ocarina from existence!

Doctor: Why?

 

SolarSunspark: Trust me, it'll help.

[Fractured 2,684]

SolarSunspark: Doctor, whatever you do, don't inuslt her.

 

Doctor: OK.

 

SolarSunspark: OK, what I need you to do is to inside the War TARDIS and erase Ocarina from existence!

Doctor: Why?

 

SolarSunspark: Trust me, it'll help.

I... I'll help you. I spent so much time being bitter at you, that I nearly destroyed us all. The best thing you can do now... is make this go away. Make sure this future never happened.

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

I... I'll help you. I spent so much time being bitter at you, that I nearly destroyed us all. The best thing you can do now... is make this go away. Make sure this future never happened.

*makes it so Diamond Tiara is lying*

 

Doctor: Hey, Sunspark, what the hell are you doing?

 

Sunspark: I'm just tweaking a few things.

[Fractured 2,684]

*makes it so Diamond Tiara is lying*

 

Doctor: Hey, Sunspark, what the hell are you doing?

 

Sunspark: I'm just tweaking a few things.

-Are you ready to do this, Doctor?

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

-Are you ready to do this, Doctor?

Do what?

[Fractured 2,684]

Do what?

Destroy the Master's TARDIS. The paradox it created is the only thing keeping us in this timeline. Without it, everything goes back to the way it was before!

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Destroy the Master's TARDIS. The paradox it created is the only thing keeping us in this timeline. Without it, everything goes back to the way it was before!

*Sunspark writes it so the Master's TARDIS is indestructable*

 

Doctor: Fuck you Sunspark.

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

Dear Diamond Tiara,

 

What's your favorite Grand Theft Auto weapon of all time?

[Fractured 2,684]

*Sunspark writes it so the Master's TARDIS is indestructable*

 

Doctor: Fuck you Sunspark.

There's nothing we can do, Doctor... i'm sorry.

Dear Diamond Tiara,

 

What's your favorite Grand Theft Auto weapon of all time?

Grand Theft Auto? Never heard of it. Is it fun?

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[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

There's nothing we can do, Doctor... i'm sorry.

You've passed the test!

 

What test?

 

I don't know.

 

Goddamn you Discord.

[Fractured 2,684]

You've passed the test!

 

What test?

 

I don't know.

 

Goddamn you Discord.

Test? What test? What's going on here?

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

Grand Theft Auto? Never heard of it. Is it fun?

 

There's countless different versions, but in it you're basically an antihero criminal who can go around stealing vehicles and attacking everypony (none of whom have Cutie Marks, from what I've seen).

[Fractured 2,684]

There's countless different versions, but in it you're basically an antihero criminal who can go around stealing vehicles and attacking everypony (none of whom have Cutie Marks, from what I've seen).

That sounds like so. Much. Fun!!!... My daddy would never let me play it though.

[Valynne 2,686]

*sing a song*

 

[Fractured 2,684]

 

*sing a song*

 

 

Wow, that's amazing, your voice is so pretty~ You'd fit right in in Ponyville, ponies are always singing around here.

[Valynne 2,686]

really? thank you! you like to sing?

[Fractured 2,684]

 

really? thank you! you like to sing?

 

Sometimes, but it's one of the few things i'm not good at. At least, not compared to other ponies. I swear it's their life talent sometimes!

[Hardcore Alf Fan 6]

Test? What test? What's going on here?

Well, you see, me and SolarSunspark made a test to see if the doctor could ever trust DT.

 

Hey, I've got an idea.

 

*makes Discord kiss Diamond Tiara*

[Fractured 2,684]

Well, you see, me and SolarSunspark made a test to see if the doctor could ever trust DT.

 

Hey, I've got an idea.

 

*makes Discord kiss Diamond Tiara*

What the hoof was that for?!

[Hardcore Alf Fan 6]

What the hoof was that for?!

Doctor: Suspark

 

SolarSunspark: Sorry. Oh, and here Diamond Tiara.

 

*gives you love poisoned cupcake, but you can't tell*

 

*spawns Silver Spoon next to you*

[Fractured 2,684]

Doctor: Suspark

 

SolarSunspark: Sorry. Oh, and here Diamond Tiara.

 

*gives you love poisoned cupcake, but you can't tell*

 

*spawns Silver Spoon next to you*

Wha- Di, where am I?

 

I couldn't even begin to tell you. Anyway, i'm not eating this, Sparky, I trust you about as much as I trust a pack of cragadiles.

[Hardcore Alf Fan 6]

Wha- Di, where am I?

 

I couldn't even begin to tell you. Anyway, i'm not eating this, Sparky, I trust you about as much as I trust a pack of cragadiles.

Fine.

 

*force feeds DT the cupcake*