Ask Diamond Tiara

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Uh... No. I need to get my tiara polished.

Ahhh... that's ok, I have a stetson already.

 

*puts on stetson*

[Fractured 2,684]

Ahhh... that's ok, I have a stetson already.

 

*puts on stetson*

.Better than a fez, I guess. Anyways, if we hurry, we can be back before Silver Spoon comes back from the bookstore. Allons-y!

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

.Better than a fez, I guess. Anyways, if we hurry, we can be back before Silver Spoon comes back from the bookstore. Allons-y!

*puts fez back on*

lets go

[Castle Bleck 19,323]

Dear Diamond Tiara,

 

Did Spike steal your tiara that time his greed turned him into a giant monster?

[Fractured 2,684]

*puts fez back on*

lets go

We're not going anywhere while you're wearing that.

Dear Diamond Tiara,

 

Did Spike steal your tiara that time his greed turned him into a giant monster?

That monster was so excited to get his hands on it, he almost took me with him! Even worse, by the time they finished giving back everything he stole to everypony, he had completely mangled it! Do you know how much buying one of those costs?

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

We're not going anywhere while you're wearing that.

Fine, but you have to.

 

*superglues fez to DT's head*

[Fractured 2,684]

Fine, but you have to.

 

*superglues fez to DT's head*

Ahh! Getitoff! Getitoff! This is so wrong, i'm...

*sobs*

I'm unfashionable!...

[Castle Bleck 19,323]

Which would be funnier: the CMC staying Blank Flanks forever, or the CMC getting humiliating Cutie Marks?

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Ahh! Getitoff! Getitoff! This is so wrong, i'm...

*sobs*

I'm unfashionable!...

that's what you get for insulting fezzes.

 

Anyways, allons-y

[Fractured 2,684]

Which would be funnier: the CMC staying Blank Flanks forever, or the CMC getting humiliating Cutie Marks?

I would love to see them get horrible cutie marks. In fact, I hope they get a cutie mark that makes them take care of blank flanks! That would be hillarious.

that's what you get for insulting fezzes.

 

Anyways, allons-y

Ugh, fine.

*At the shop*

Shop owner: Sweet Celestia, Diamond, this is the worst i've ever seen your tiara! It's absolutely destroyed! And is that... brimstone I smell? What happened; did you drag this thing straight through Tartarus?!

You have no idea.

I'm sorry, but I can't fix this. You're going to have to get a new one.

A new one? But that could take hours!

Sorry, Diamond. There's nothing I can do.

*outside the shop*

...This is all your fault!

Edited December 6, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

I would love to see them get horrible cutie marks. In fact, I hope they get a cutie mark that makes them take care of blank flanks! That would be hillarious.

Ugh, fine.

*At the shop*

Shop owner: Sweet Celestia, Diamond, this is the worst i've ever seen your tiara! It's absolutely destroyed! And is that... brimstone I smell? What happened; did you drag this thing straight through Tartarus?!

You have no idea.

I'm sorry, but I can't fix this. You're going to have to get a new one.

A new one? But that could take hours!

Sorry, Diamond. There's nothing I can do.

*outside the shop*

...This is all your fault!

Hold on, let me go into the shop again.

 

*inside the shop*

 

She kind of went to hell.

[Fractured 2,684]

Hold on, let me go into the shop again.

 

*inside the shop*

 

She kind of went to hell.

I don't care where she went, buddy, this thing can't be fixed! The metal's all twisted and stained, some of the diamonds are missing... unless you can turn back time , this thing's better off being melted down.

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

I don't care where she went, buddy, this thing can't be fixed! The metal's all twisted and stained, some of the diamonds are missing... unless you can turn back time , this thing's better off being melted down.

I can turn back time, I'm the doctor.

Also, DT, it's been nine years since I took you to hell.

[Fractured 2,684]

I can turn back time, I'm the doctor.

Also, DT, it's been nine years since I took you to hell.

Doctor who?

 

And yes, its been nine years; but that tiara's not messed up from our trip.

...What, you think you're the only one who goes on adventures, Doctor? Things don't stop just because you leave!

Edited December 6, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Doctor who?

 

And yes, its been nine years; but that tiara's not messed up from our trip.

...What, you think you're the only one who goes on adventures, Doctor? Things don't stop just because you leave!

Lets just go get some cake. Also, what do you think of her fez?

[Fractured 2,684]

Lets just go get some cake. Also, what do you think of her fez?

I think it looks very stylish. Fezzes are cool!

 

No, they're not. They're really not.

*Outside the shop*

By the way, my tiara got messed up in a dragon invasion, if you must know.

Edited December 6, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

I think it looks very stylish. Fezzes are cool!

 

No, they're not. They're really not.

*Outside the shop*

By the way, my tiara got messed up in a dragon invasion, if you must know.

Also, look around you.

 

*everypony seems to be wearing fezzes*

[Fractured 2,684]

Also, look around you.

 

*everypony seems to be wearing fezzes*

It's actually a really good story, it explains why I look so young...

*looks around*

Alright, now this is too weird. Everypony, CUT IT OUT!!!

*ponies hurriedly scatter home.*

Edited December 6, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

It's actually a really good story, it explains why I look so young...

*looks around*

Alright, now this is too weird. Everypony, CUT IT OUT!!!

*ponies hurriedly scatter home.*

You've still got that fez superglued to you

[Fractured 2,684]

You've still got that fez superglued to you

I can fix that when I get home. And I will. But we still have to wait for Silver Spoon.

Edited December 6, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

I can fix that when I get home. And I will. But we still have to wait for Silver Spoon.

actually, it's superglue from a different universe. finding a way to get that superglue off you is harder than finding the cure to cancer.

[Fractured 2,684]

actually, it's superglue from a different universe. finding a way to get that superglue off you is harder than finding the cure to cancer.

(I'll keep that in mind... he should've listened to my story...)

*sigh*, I guess there's no helping it... for now. But if i'm going to have a fez, i'm going to do it right! To the dye store!

*Dyes it bright pink*

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

(I'll keep that in mind... he should've listened to my story...)

*sigh*, I guess there's no helping it... for now. But if i'm going to have a fez, i'm going to do it right! To the dye store!

*Dyes it bright pink*

*taps fez twice*

*it turns red again*

[Fractured 2,684]

*taps fez twice*

*it turns red again*

...

*dyes it pink again*

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

*steals your dye*

*taps fez two times*

*turns red again*

 

Self cleaning fez.

 

*throws the dye into garbage*

 

(I'm looking at Melody's ask Sweetie Belle thing, considering I was the one who started that story thingy)