Ask Silver Spoon

[Fractured 2,684]

Hi guys! I'm usually not the most outgoing pony, but I guess you have to start somewhere, and it might as well be here. So go ahead, talk to me. Or just ask me questions, and i'll try to answer as honestly as I can.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Why are you friend with Diamond Tiara she's a bully!!11

[Fractured 2,684]

 

Who does your hair? It's adorable with your mane color!

If you mean the style, I do it myself; it's not really that difficult once you take a few tries at it. Trust me ,it's much better than waiting an hour for personal stylists, no matter what my parents may think.

Why are you friend with Diamond Tiara she's a bully!!11

Diamond wasn't always like this. She used to be such a wonderful pony, and then...

...Sorry, i'm rambling. Anyways, the first time we met, me and Diamond made a promise to stick together, no matter what changes between us. I may not approve of some of her actions, but i'm hardly going to leave because of them. We'll always be friends.

*blush*

I may also have the tiniest bit of a pony crush on her...

 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

What would you do if I tell your mom that you bully other ponies with Diamond Tiara? 

[Fractured 2,684]

What would you do if I tell your mom that you bully other ponies with Diamond Tiara? 

My looser-than-spare-bits parents? They'd probably find some way to blame it on the other ponies and their relatives to cover up their own hide. They have reputations, ones that are much too important to spend time taking the backlash from small things, like their daughters after school habits. I'd probably get some harsh words, but with how busy they usually are, I can't guarantee they'll even have the time for that. Pretty much the same for Di, actually.

Edited November 28, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[Melody Word 237]

What does your cutie mark mean?

[Fractured 2,684]

What does your cutie mark mean?

I create silverware; cryptic, right? It's not a bad talent, though it's kind of a niche thing. Only unicorns can actually use them, so my stuff typically goes out to Canterlot for the high in society. Actually, the princesses have ordered stuff from me on multiple occasions, particularly Celestia; she loves her spoons.

[deletedaccount0000 216]

Whats the overall best thing about diamond tiara?

[Fractured 2,684]

Whats the overall best thing about diamond tiara?

*sigh*

I liked who she used to be.

 

She didn't used to be so mean, you know? She actually used to be really kind and happy, a lot like the CMC. She used to be really popular too. Then one day... she found out that her closest friends were all using her. They knew she was rich, and they knew she could get them anything their hearts desired.

 

When Diamond found out, she was crushed. She rejected them, but it changed her. She became colder , and she started attacking other ponies, because she was so scared of getting hurt again. I was the only exception; I never really wanted anything from her other than to be close to her, and I had never asked for anything. Still, I couldn't change her; I could only do damage control, and stop her from picking on other ponies worse than she wanted too.

 

It's really strange you should ask, though; we got in a fight, and I haven't seen her in a week. I don't know what she's doing, now.

[deletedaccount0000 216]

Whhy did you guys fight? Arent you her closes friend?

[Fractured 2,684]

Whhy did you guys fight? Arent you her closes friend?

Ugh, it was so stupid! I'd been keeping a secret from her for three years, and then it finally slipped out! When I told her, I couldn't handle what she might say, so rather than wait for her answer, I left. I just... stopped talking to her.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Spoon or fork? 

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Spoon or fork? 

Well, spoon, obviously. I do spend most of my time making them.

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Would you like a Jelly Baby?

[Fractured 2,684]

Would you like a Jelly Baby?

Uh... yeah, sure, I guess.

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

*hands you a Jelly Baby*

[Fractured 2,684]

*hands you a Jelly Baby*

Thanks, but why so nice? People don't usually just hand out candy, in my experience.

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Odd. You seem like a nice little filly. Also, I am not a rapist. I am just a completely normal eccentric man who offers people candy and lets them come along in his blue box.

[Fractured 2,684]

Odd. You seem like a nice little filly. Also, I am not a rapist. I am just a completely normal eccentric man who offers people candy and lets them come along in his blue box.

And for some reason, I trust you completely, if only because those are the last words a crazy pony would say. Are you offering me a ride in...

*points at the TARDIS*

this thing?

Edited December 1, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Yes sure, which point in history do you want to go? May I suggest the 17th century? One of my other reincarnations' favorite accessory comes from that time.

Edited December 1, 2014 by The4thDoctorWhooves

[Fractured 2,684]

Yes sure, which point in history do you want to go?

I'd think i'd like to see the three tribes, that was always the most interesting time to me.

 

Uh, no offense, though, Mr. Doctor, but...that thing doesn't actually look big enough for you, let alone the two of us.

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

You'd think that.

 

*opens TARDIS*

[Fractured 2,684]

You'd think that.

 

*opens TARDIS*

Well that's odd, it's...uh...

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Well that's odd, it's...uh...

Bigger on the inside.

[Fractured 2,684]

Bigger on the inside.

Well, I was going to say an absolute mess... but yeah, it is. So you're really not crazy... huh.