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If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?

A neutron walks into a bar and says "How much for a beer?" to which the bartender replies "For you? No charge."

 

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A mathematician and an engineer are sitting at a table drinking when a very beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the bar.

 

The mathematician sighs. "I'd like to talk to her, but first I have to cover half the distance between where we are and where she is, then half of the distance that remains, then half of that distance, and so on. The series is infinite. There'll always be some finite distance between us."

 

The engineer gets up and starts walking. "Ah, well, I figure I can get close enough for all practical purposes."

 

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A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.

 

The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.

 

The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.

 

The statistician yells "We got him!"

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Satire/parody warning.

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Michael Phelps: "Hey Bill Nye, calculate how far down I could swim til I have to come up for air."

Bill Nye: "That's easy.  Just find out how far you could swim going forward underwater til you have to come up for air and divide that by 2 to find the distance you could swim going down."

Michael Phelps: "I've swam 100 foot without coming up for air."

Bill Nye: "Then you could swim 50 feet down, then 50 back up to breathe."

A random passerby who's got a lick more of logic that both of them: "Your eardrums would probably explode, dumbass."

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Yah, it might not be a joke about fibonacci, but sometimes the most simple of things can go over the heads of geniuses.  And I'm not talking about Nye, that guy's an idiot.  

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You're all a bunch of idiots. Know your limits!"

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This thread must be revived!

 

anyway I've got a few more good ones.

 

Why did the Mathematician name his dog Cauchy,  because he left a residue at every pole.  

 

Why wasn't the Mobius strip allowed to attend school, they required an orientation.    

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