aidanderp 25 December 24, 2014 Share December 24, 2014 So here you can post math jokes or puns like this for example There is no square root of -1 in team. 4 DERP DERP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary 21 December 25, 2014 Share December 25, 2014 (edited) If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?A neutron walks into a bar and says "How much for a beer?" to which the bartender replies "For you? No charge." Edited December 25, 2014 by Gary 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordSwinton 759 December 25, 2014 Share December 25, 2014 what is the root of all evil? 25.8069758011 4 Click here to boop that snoot, or here to request boops from Felix! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicMelody2112 209 December 29, 2014 Share December 29, 2014 (edited) .................... Edited April 27, 2023 by CosmicMelody2112 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCS 7,537 December 31, 2014 Share December 31, 2014 It's important to differentiate between what is and what is not an integral part of your life. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ac3xAssasin 453 January 3, 2015 Share January 3, 2015 (edited) Hey baby what's your sin. It must be pi/2 because you are the one. Edited January 3, 2015 by Ac3xAssasin 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invincible 2,092 January 5, 2015 Share January 5, 2015 Here's a classic one: i says to pi: "Be rational!" to which pi answers: "Get real!" 5 My OCs for Roleplay purposes: o Lit Fuse (http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/lit-fuse-r6608) o Dust Devil (http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/dust-devil-r7357) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicMelody2112 209 January 7, 2015 Share January 7, 2015 (edited) .................... Edited April 27, 2023 by CosmicMelody2112 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigma 768 January 14, 2015 Share January 14, 2015 4 Deductive Reasoning Inductive Reasoning Abductive Reasoning Logical Fallacies & Cognitive Biases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowking58 1,137 January 14, 2015 Share January 14, 2015 Alright, as soon as I saw the title of this thread I knew I just had to submit this here. 6 All My OCS Quote “The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ac3xAssasin 453 February 7, 2015 Share February 7, 2015 what is the integral of 1/cabin d(cabin) Natural log cabin. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeryFox 23,822 February 7, 2015 Share February 7, 2015 2 Sōten ni zase...Hyōrinmaru! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamecubeguy214 2,512 February 8, 2015 Share February 8, 2015 (edited) What's the tastiest thing ever? Pi! http://www.minecraftforum.net/members/ThePiDay Edited February 8, 2015 by gamecubeguy214 2 Pennutoh has a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ac3xAssasin 453 February 8, 2015 Share February 8, 2015 (Sqrt(-shit))^2 Shit just got real. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie-Guy 563 February 12, 2015 Share February 12, 2015 How do you make seven an even number? Take out the s. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hovershy 3,815 February 12, 2015 Share February 12, 2015 2 Fluttershy Fan Club sig by Blue Snowfire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Regulus 2,769 February 12, 2015 Share February 12, 2015 (edited) A mathematician and an engineer are sitting at a table drinking when a very beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the bar. The mathematician sighs. "I'd like to talk to her, but first I have to cover half the distance between where we are and where she is, then half of the distance that remains, then half of that distance, and so on. The series is infinite. There'll always be some finite distance between us." The engineer gets up and starts walking. "Ah, well, I figure I can get close enough for all practical purposes." --- A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short. The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long. The statistician yells "We got him!" Edited February 12, 2015 by Admiral Regulus 3 Tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles 2,512 February 12, 2015 Share February 12, 2015 Satire/parody warning.---Michael Phelps: "Hey Bill Nye, calculate how far down I could swim til I have to come up for air."Bill Nye: "That's easy. Just find out how far you could swim going forward underwater til you have to come up for air and divide that by 2 to find the distance you could swim going down."Michael Phelps: "I've swam 100 foot without coming up for air."Bill Nye: "Then you could swim 50 feet down, then 50 back up to breathe."A random passerby who's got a lick more of logic that both of them: "Your eardrums would probably explode, dumbass."--- Yah, it might not be a joke about fibonacci, but sometimes the most simple of things can go over the heads of geniuses. And I'm not talking about Nye, that guy's an idiot. [/satire] --- Lol.~ Miles 3 ~ Rise And Rise Again, Until Lambs Become Lions ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ac3xAssasin 453 February 12, 2015 Share February 12, 2015 What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a climber Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scalar. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamecubeguy214 2,512 February 13, 2015 Share February 13, 2015 A division sign walks into a bar. The bartender said, ''I can't let you here if there's 0 other customers.'' Pennutoh has a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon C 229 February 14, 2015 Share February 14, 2015 Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously. Sorry. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie-Guy 563 February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 (edited) An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You're all a bunch of idiots. Know your limits!" Edited February 18, 2015 by Pinkie-Guy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ac3xAssasin 453 February 26, 2015 Share February 26, 2015 Hey I don't like my current girlfriend can I date u-substitution. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone~ 614 February 26, 2015 Share February 26, 2015 There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who know binary, and those who don't. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ac3xAssasin 453 July 21, 2015 Share July 21, 2015 This thread must be revived! anyway I've got a few more good ones. Why did the Mathematician name his dog Cauchy, because he left a residue at every pole. Why wasn't the Mobius strip allowed to attend school, they required an orientation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Join the herd!Sign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now