Funny, or terrible jokes?

[Grepper 3,192]

Are you sirius? (serious) No, I'm XM.

A terrible joke I made up yesterday, playing on the names of two satellite radio providers.

Anyone ever had Ethopian food? don't worry neither have they =)

 

Should that even be a joke?

[Argumedies 1,748]

Yes, it is April you fools!

 

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a small pony in the front seat. "What are you doing with that pony?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the farm." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the pony again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that pony to the farm!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

[Cosmik Vek 764]

Do you know where the expression "like a chicken with its head cut off"

It is because of the sound that the chicken makes but we percept it as a need from them

"Cut Cut Cut Cut Cut Cut"

 

[OptimisticNeighsayer 478]

This one was inspired by my philosophy of law class, though probably one that needs explaining:

 

A legal fiction:  A burglar once entered a house without breaking.  The judge and jury acquitted him on a technicality. 

[Xeltor23 704]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

 

Because 7 was a registered six offender.

 

 

 

 

 

 

....God thats awful

I have another version:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9 (not hard to understand)

[Tom Snyder 4,112]

Q: What do u call a police officer that works in bed? 

A: A undercover cop.

[sweetolebob18 728]

Here's one for Easter

How do you tell the boy chocolate bunnies from the girl chocolate bunnies?

 

 

 

 

 

The boy bunnies are the ones w the hollow heads.

[Side Bird 566]

A mama, papa, and baby tomato are walking together down the street.

The baby tomato begins to fall behind, so the papa tomato goes back and squeezes him and says

 

"Ketchup!"

 

 

Get it? Ketchup? If you know where this if from I'll give you a big hug.