The Banned Game

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because I survived!

Yay!

Edited May 5, 2013 by Wallroux

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because ban shots aren't lethal anyway.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because Static's bullet cured my of my undeadness!
 

Thanks, Static, I owe you fifty bits.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

@,banned because it was a real bullet, the bangun is just a firing mechanism,and you're dead..........i just commited double homicide.....

 

@ woot

Edited May 5, 2013 by Staticthor Draconus

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because your bullet somehow cured me...

 

But also banned because I was a zombie, it wouldn't be a double homicide, I was already dead and wanted your brains.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because i put something in you pipe that killed you remember, so i killed you, and Thief

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because egads, you're right!
 

*Pulls out a new pipe and puffs on it*

 

But don't worry, I won't press charges.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because of course you wouldn't, because now you know i could do the same thing all over again

Edited May 5, 2013 by Staticthor Draconus

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because you would go to jail this time though since I pressed charges.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because a true evil soldier always presses charges the first time.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I'm not evil, I'm Chaotic Neutral.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because you work for me, however.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because...

 

You're right.

 

*Shoots random blank flank*

 

Such is life in the Zone...

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because DAFUQ MAN, THAT HURT

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I knew you could take it.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because YEAH, BUT IT STILL HURTS

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because darn it, I gotta check the medicine cabinet again to help ya... but all the Fuhrer has is weird non-manestream drugs, so we'll see what happens...

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because screw that, i have enchanted gemstones *places one on gunshot wound, the bullet falls out, then the body regenerates as it usually does*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because if only my drugs could do that...

 

*Takes a puff on pipe*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because you should try harder.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I'm not a tryhard.

 

And besides, I don't know of any drugs that can instantly heal up a wound like that... unless what Static's got there is drugs. Cause then I seriously need to get the name of his dealer.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because it'd be best if we stopped worrying about safety.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I just bought this stupid hardhat for nothing then...

 

*Tosses hardhat over shoulder*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for wasting money on junk like that.

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

Banned for having an extremely long conversation with the user above him