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The Banned Game


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Beand cuz.
 
"Golf." (The Nerd watches the game, shocked) This...sucks. You can whack the ball until the cows come home, but that ball is not going anywhere you want it to. Every time I try to hit it, it goes straight up or down! I've tried approaching it from every angle possible. The club is useless. It's like the staff in "Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde".
 

 Oh, c'mon! Oh. my God! Get it over there! (he struggles) FUCK! And the par is 3? How could anyone do this in 33 strokes? I've actually reached 99 and rolled the counter over to 0! If I can get 3 now, would that count?
 

And this person golfing looks like MIMAL the elf. Now I have to explain. If you look on the United States map, MIMAL is an acronym for Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Louisiana. Spells MIMAL, and looks like an elf. With Minnesota being the hat, Louisiana being the foot. And that's MIMAL playing golf. But am I talking about video games here, or US geography? Let's move on."

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