The Banned Game

[Luigi 7,870]

Banned for just now arresting somepony for the first time.

[Aurora Wolf 2,354]

Banned because as a princess, I already tried being fair to those who put you down for being so adorable when I cradle you in my hooves, but it didn't work.

[Luigi 7,870]

Unbanned because I don't suppose I can argue with that.

[Aurora Wolf 2,354]

Banned because maybe it's time I get you your first toy, little baby.

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Banned for not getting me a toy too! 

[Duality 10,740]

Banned for wanting to play games within a game that you're playing.

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Banned for where have you been.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned for asking water where it has been.

Water has been places you only dream of.

 

It has also seen horrors unmentionable.

[Will Guide 21,362]

@ShadowDash13

Banned for mentioning unmentionable horrors!

[Duality 10,740]

Banned for mentioning even the mention of horrors such as those I've seen.

42 minutes ago, Lunar Echo said:

Banned for where have you been.

Banned for assuming I don't need to sleep.

16 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Banned for asking water where it has been.

Water has been places you only dream of.

 

It has also seen horrors unmentionable.

Banned for being so, so, right.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Oh... my... Luna...

We broke him. He froze...

I ban the admins! Why did you turn down the forum temperature!!!!!! Look what you've done to poor Duality!!!!

*cries ice cubes*

Edited July 2, 2017 by ShadowDash13

[Luigi 7,870]

Banned for crying in Aurora's dungeon.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned for not crying for the loss of Duality...

How heartless can you be?

[Luigi 7,870]

Banned because I AM crying. I'm just not crying Ice Cubes because Aurora's got me cradled in her hooves keeping me warm in this cold.

[Duality 10,740]

Banned for not crying ice-cubes. I'd buy tickets to see that.

7 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Oh... my... Luna...

We broke him. He froze...

I ban the admins! Why did you turn down the forum temperature!!!!!! Look what you've done to poor Duality!!!!

Banned for overreacting to my fix for the insanely high temperatures that've been going around lately in America.

I'm officially 2cool4skool.

Edited July 2, 2017 by Duality

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned for thinking I know anything about America's temperature.

I just got back.

 

Also banned for worrying me like that. I thought we lost you...

[Will Guide 21,362]

8 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Oh... my... Luna...

We broke him. He froze...

I ban the admins! Why did you turn down the forum temperature!!!!!! Look what you've done to poor Duality!!!!

*cries ice cubes*

Oh no, Duality froze! It's official: Satan's skating to work, pigs are flying without Discord's involvement, and I just found out I've just became a monkey's uncle!

Things are taking a turn for the worst!

EDIT: was typing while the excitement was cooling down, so to speak. Sorry to cause panic!

Edited July 2, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

BANNED FOR PANICKING!!!!!! WE HAVE TO REMAIN CALM!!!! I'M CALM!!!!! LOOK HOW CALM I AM!!!!!!

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS WRONG!!!!!!

[Will Guide 21,362]

Banned for using Psycho Twilight 

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned for not being psycho Twilight.

After all, you are a changeling...

[Duality 10,740]

Banned for ninja-psycho-Twi-ness.

4 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

BANNED FOR PANICKING!!!!!! WE HAVE TO REMAIN CALM!!!! I'M CALM!!!!! LOOK HOW CALM I AM!!!!!!

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS WRONG!!!!!!

Banned for thinking my physical state has that much control over the world of reason.

6 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Also banned for worrying me like that. I thought we lost you...

I never knew you cared so deeply about my wellbeing!

 

Banned for sappiness.

6 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

I just found out I've just became a monkey's uncle!

Things are taking a turn for the worst!

I dunno, I thought Changelings would have to deal with that sort of thing fairly regularly...

Edited July 2, 2017 by Duality

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Banned because monkeys are fairly rare in MLP.

There's only 2 occurrences of monkeys in the show, and neither are very significant.

[Duality 10,740]

Banned for not taking Equestria Girls into account.

Plenty of (sentient, pastel-skinned, physiologically unfeasible) monkey-lookalikes there.

[Luigi 7,870]

Banned because I have an idea.

(Wraps my warm little hooves around the small Ice Cube that is Duality, hoping that the body heat that I picked up from being in the princess' hooves for so long will melt him and bring him back to life)

Dont worry about me. Aurora can warm me back up when this is done.

Edited July 2, 2017 by Baby Flyer

[Will Guide 21,362]

@Baby Flyer

Banned for...wait, what in Tartarus am I doing?! Banning a child I just helped out of a locked room?! No, no banning from me this time!