The Banned Game

[The Recherche 29,968]

Banned because they can pry them from my cold, dead hands! 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Just now, Recherche said:

Banned because they can pry them from my cold, dead hands! 

Banned because zombies prefer that solution anyhow

[Mirage 24,770]

Banned for vegetarian zombies?

[Longhaul 6,873]

Banned for luring them in with GRAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS....  

[CypherHoof 26,483]

1 hour ago, Longhaul said:

Banned for luring them in with GRAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS....  

Banned because DEAD INSIDE

[Longhaul 6,873]

Banned because where's the coffee??

[CypherHoof 26,483]

6 minutes ago, Longhaul said:

Banned because where's the coffee??

Banned because over at the Working Pony's Coffee Club, obviously

[Longhaul 6,873]

Banned because I'm not a member. 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

2 minutes ago, Longhaul said:

Banned because I'm not a member. 

Banned for blaming me for your non-membership.

[Longhaul 6,873]

Banned because you could have at least given me an application.  

[CypherHoof 26,483]

2 minutes ago, Longhaul said:

Banned because you could have at least given me an application.  

Banned because, sadly, the club's founder is no longer around to process applications - but there is nothing stopping you visiting.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Banned because I've been away :3

 

[The Recherche 29,968]

Banned because that's entirely your fault! 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

1 minute ago, The_Gobo said:

Banned because I've been away :3

Banned because clearly that isn't our fault...

5 minutes ago, Recherche said:

Banned because that's entirely your fault! 

Banned for beating me to it

[The Recherche 29,968]

Banned because

 

[Longhaul 6,873]

Banned for denying slow people their fun.  

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Banned for slowing me down :3

 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Just now, The_Gobo said:

Banned for slowing me down :3

Banned because it's that stolen mane slowing you down....

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,006]

Banned because the entire face is stolen.

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Just now, Rarity the Supreme said:

Banned because the entire face is stolen.

Banned because you aren't wrong, but the rest of the face isn't slowing the_gobo down

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Banned for trying to slow me down using @Rarity the Supreme :3

 

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,006]

@CypherHoof

Banned because the ears and nose have got to count for something.

Edited April 29, 2018 by Rarity the Supreme

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Banned for going over the details of @Totally Lyra's face :3

 

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,006]

Banned for considering eyes and a nose as "details".

I literally could be describing anypony.

Edited April 29, 2018 by Rarity the Supreme

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Banned for not taking on the slime XD