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Thankfully, you said 'You're a pony,' because if you hadn't said that, this topic would've been more than a little creepy.

 

Honestly, I think I'd be like Tenchi in that situation. I would be the deer caught in headlights, and really wouldn't know how to react.

 

Ponies are closer to 5 ft. But it's your lucky day: the ponies of MLP are around 3'5".

 

In the immortal words of Less Grossman: "Go to town, man! Go to town!"

 

You would be shocked at how many people don't realize that the FiM ponies are supposed to be about 3'5''.

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Thankfully, you said 'You're a pony,' because if you hadn't said that, this topic would've been more than a little creepy.

 

Wait a second, your first thought wasnt "if it was human"? If that part wasnt there then I honestly would have thought he meant the embodiment of their exact personality and looks into a human.

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I'd say no......I'm not into beastiality.

 

edit: oh, this question was if you were a pony being kissed by another pony......still, I can't imagine (nor do I want to) making out with a pony.

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If it were Twilight:

 

I'd hold her tight as I return the kiss as tears stream down our faces, lost in our burning desire. I'd tell her that I'd love her too and that I've always had. I'd tell her I've dreamed forever for this day to come, as I kiss her again. Later we whisk over to her house where our passionate lip-lock continues, then she'll invite me into her bedroom and tell me to wait there. I'd wait anxious for her,as she enters wearing a lingerie saddle. I'd gaze at her infinite beauty and tell her that she is the most beautiful pony in all of Equestia. Then we'd make love all night until the morning light and as we laid there side by side looking in each other eyes, as I ran my hoof through her mane.,I'd tell her that I'd never leave her side and that I'll always love her. That no one would love her like I do. I'd spoon her as we slept all day together. It wouldn't matter that it was already morning as long as we were in each other arms, there was no other place we'd rather be.

 

You know...if I were a pony too... :blush:

 

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OH SWEET CELESTIA, what I wouldn't give to have Twilight confess her love to me!

 

Oh the things I'd do for her...and to her... ;)

 

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Wait a second, your first thought wasnt "if it was human"? If that part wasnt there then I honestly would have thought he meant the embodiment of their exact personality and looks into a human.

 

No, my first thought was what I read in the topic title.


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Welp, time to take that ticket to Japan.

 

XD I haven't laughed so hard in 8 minutes and 32 seconds!!!

 

 

Also, if it's any pony we want, I want Pinkie, just because she's Pinkie, and I would flip any flippable thing in range. :3


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But if it was Pinkie.....

 

 

na'h me a girl thing (according to my records).... and she's a girl pony that is so damn incredibly awesome, and is better than me in any way

 

it's just so full of impossibility noises

 

but it'd me really happy..... even though she's a pony and I'm a HUE-MAN... and she is a she

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Ponies are closer to 5 ft. But it's your lucky day: the ponies of MLP are around 3'5".

 

In the immortal words of Less Grossman: "Go to town, man! Go to town!"

 

Well in equine terms they call them "hands". A pony would be [insert #] hands.

Who are we to compare RL ponies to MLP's


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Who are we to compare RL ponies to MLP's

 

Fans, I guess.


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>Take advantage.

 

>Romance.

 

those are my choices, depending if the pony is a lustful one.

 

betta not be talking about the Pinkster.....

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It was a joke.

And frankly I don't care, sir.

 

betta not be talking about the Pinkster.....

 

How would you know a fictional kids character sexuality?

And no, I'm not.

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