Ask Kiki the cat!

[Valynne 2,739]

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[balareth: Kiki, we are online]  

 

Oh! yeah, sorry, since the AMA is getting too popular i thought it could be a nice idea if i start my own, now don't get confused is not the user AMA (balareth) is me, a talking cat who came from planet Felidae, i entered in a magic portal and i meet lots of ponies and the experience i had with them and also with my planet were very amazing, so if you have any question feel free to ask, am excited to answer and talk a bit about myself and the adventures i had so let's start!

 

[Telferi 6,909]

What's your favorite food?

[Valynne 2,739]

What's your favorite food?

Kiki: i must say there's a special dinner at Pur, Pur is a small country of planet Felidae, and it is well known for it's delicious food! my friends Malena and Arynna went one day to dinner in a good looking restaurant, and i remember Malena ordered a golden sushi, it was pretty weird but later she told me that the golden sushi was because certain fish at Aquaxis's lakes and it has the property to have a shinning skin once is out of the water, and those are the jumping ones, so at certain moment of the day those fish jumps and their skin shinnes in lots of colours like green, blue, pink etc. but the hard to find are the gold ones, and there was a rumor that once you eat the golden fish you will have good luck, so i tasted it and i must say it was so amazing! the flavor was fish obviously but it was very strong along with the smell and inside the sushi there was crab, fish eggs and salmon, the texture is soft but the flavor was strong and with a nice glass of goat milk was the perfect companion to such delicious dinner, too bad there's only 6 rolls and let me tell you it was pretty expensive, by the gods i couldn't believe my friend Malena could handle such cost, anyways that would be my favortie food, also the red velvet cake, a typical cake produced in the lands of the God Lotus where they produce best milk ever, the cake consist on strawberries, red wine, high quality whipped cream, and other ingredietns i dont know what are, i only know there are quite expensive and hard to find.

[Quiz Flight 277]

kiki what would you do... If a giant cake invaded earth!?!

[Valynne 2,739]

kiki what would you do... If a giant cake invaded earth!?!

 

Kiki: whew! that's a creative question, hmm... i think i would organize all the people from earth and gather them around, ill talk with some shops to gave the people forks and dishes, so i would ride a horse and lead them to the giant cake and ill scream "FREE CAKE!!" and when people heard it's free cake then all people will attack the invader by eating it, me included i think ill be inside the cake eating inside, pretty delicious epic moment T_T

[Quiz Flight 277]

YES FREE CAKE! BRING IN THE FAT LADIES AND CELESTIA! lol

[Valynne 2,739]

YES FREE CAKE! BRING IN THE FAT LADIES AND CELESTIA! lol

 

(i Loled XD)

 

 

and we also have to bring lots of milk barrels to battlefield! *scrach behind his hair and blush* just... if the creature resists

[CinnamonPop 3,354]

Someone mentioned cake???

 

Anyway, If you had a superpower, which one would it be? Why?

[Valynne 2,739]

Someone mentioned cake???

 

Anyway, If you had a superpower, which one would it be? Why?

 

well i wish i can heal to help cats

 

(OOC: he has powers but he is not aware of them)

[Randimaxis 8,664]

If there was a single song that you would posthumously request to be played at your funeral, what would it be and why?

[Valynne 2,739]

If there was a single song that you would posthumously request to be played at your funeral, what would it be and why?

hmm interesting question, i never thought on that huh, there's awesome songs i would like to hear on my final days and all of them are of epic nature, yep i would like to die hearing an epic music and my soul are in sync with the intruments and notes, i can choose any of it but i'll definetly choose this as THE epic song of my departure

 

[Randimaxis 8,664]

If there was one person in all of history that you could warn about their impending doom, who would it be and why?

 

 

 

I shall toss in a bonus cupcake if you'll tell me what you'd say to them!       

[Valynne 2,739]

If there was one person in all of history that you could warn about their impending doom, who would it be and why?

 

 

 

I shall toss in a bonus cupcake if you'll tell me what you'd say to them!       

 

 

hmmm... i can say "if you are fudged you are fudged" but if i could warn i can say Derpy because she is going into a doom full of muffins, ill say "GIRL DONT DO THAT! STAWP EATING THOSE MUFFINS BABY!" but she surely dont listen to me and she will look like this:

 

[Randimaxis 8,664]

O.O;

 

Dammit, I CAN'T UNSEE THAT, YOU VILE EVIL FELINE!

[Valynne 2,739]

O.O;

 

Dammit, I CAN'T UNSEE THAT, YOU VILE EVIL FELINE!

 

what? wait nah nah nah am not vile, i just want to prevent that pony to have a muffin addiction! maybe she has a problem but  GAWD DAM DERP! *hits desk with his paw* I WOULD TIGHT THOSE BUBBLEBALLS UP! okay now that is out of my system, sorry for putting that image, i can find something cuter?

Edited December 12, 2015 by Kiki

[Randimaxis 8,664]

*pulls out a red notepad*

*scribbles something*

 

*narrows eyes at you*

 

*slinks off into the underbrush*

[Valynne 2,739]

*pulls out a red notepad*

*scribbles something*

 

*narrows eyes at you*

 

*slinks off into the underbrush*

 

 

*smiles raising an eyebrow* as long is not the Dead Note we are cool *licks his paw and pass it on his hair and forehead then he see you and hides his paw and blush* y-you didn't see anything!