What would you do if your favorite pony is your student?

[cider float 2,538]

So Equestria reaches complete destruction but the ponies managed to hop through the portal to our world. Now the government has given every person a pony to help teach them the ways to integrate to the human world. 

 

You are now the teacher of your favorite pony, what would you do?

[BastementSparkle 20,326]

Well, I can't really pick a favorite out of the mane six, so do I have to teach them all? I can't handle a whole class!

 

 Okay, I'll just pick my current favorite on my mind, Twilight.

 

Sit back and let her do the work. She'll probably know more about human society and socializing and history and probably everything than I do by the end of the week. She'll probably end up teaching me.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Starlight is going to learn:

1- That being lazy isn't that bad.

2- That videogames are fun.

3- History, all of it.

4- Computing.

5- That Pandas are evil.

[Celtore 2,770]

I don't think Luna would need much education, she's pretty smart and I think she would catch on pretty quickly that the lessons she learned in the nightmare night episode is pretty much all she needs to know.

 

I guess I'd split my time between trying to get her a hobby which could become a job and explaining/showing things that she might not be familiar with, like electricity, computers, the internet, lawn equipment, washing machines, etc.

[IsraelYabuki 446]

I'll go ahead and take Fluttershy under my wing and show her the basics in our world. I'll show her different restraunts and what they serve to eat. I'll also show her all sorts of electronics and different means of transportation. After that, I'll show Fluttershy what it's like to have an actual movie to watch from the comfort of our home.

[cmarston1 5,959]

I don't really know if I would make for a good teacher, so things would be rather awkward.

[Detritus 258]

I'd apologize profusely to her for getting stuck with me as a teacher.

[Dreambiscuit 9,877]

I'd tell Rarity that she's the one who should be teaching the human world a thing or two. There's nothing I could teach her that would benefit her as a pony, except how to avoid all the problems inherent in humanity. I would want her to spread her influence as far as she possibly could and civilize the world. 

 

 

Then we'd go into hair and makeup. 

[El Duderino 879]

I would first teach them the wonders of the internet. 

[Jackie Snack 1,498]

Uh... shit, I don't really know. The reality of society on this side of the portal, probably.

Edited July 9, 2016 by Jackie: sleepy mare