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Your OC walks into a bar what is the Punchline of the joke?


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What the title says for example Mary Sue walks into a bar and the barPony says we have a drink named after you.

Mary Sue: You have a Drink Called Mary Sue

 

Barpony: No I have a drink called Overpowered pony with a bad storyline.

Yes thats just an example lol.


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Treble walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Can I have some apple cider?"

The bartender says "We're all out of cider, but you can have some applejack."

Treble responds "Shouldn't I get to know her first?"

 

 

 

Applejack is a type of alcoholic drink similar to apple cider, in case you didn't know.

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My OC walks to a bar, and the bartender ask "What would you like to drink young lady?". My OC is male, he just happens to look like a mare :lol: 

PD: no, no hermaphrodite  :diamondtiara:

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OC doesn't have to be my persona, right?

Anyhow:

My character Figurehead walks into a bar.

The bartender asks: "Never seen you before, are you new?"

Figurehead replies: "No, I'm a European deer, not a gnu."


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On ‎12‎/‎27‎/‎2017 at 4:29 PM, luftschloss said:

My OC walks into a bar.

Ouch.

YOU STOLE MY PUNCHLINE!!!!!

okay so Flammeus walks into a bar. He had already been having a bad day as it was. He burned his wings trying that new spell out again. His feathers were now visibly charred.

Bartender: (seeing Flames wings) So I take it you dont want the usual

Flame: (agitated) why wouldnt I?

Bartender: Well I take it you dont want your usual Flaming Cocktail, it looks like you had one at home *hmph* (holds back laugh)

Flame slugs him in the gut. Now hows that for a punchline, hmm? :lol:

 

Oh and btw, if any of you were confused, my OC is NOT an alicorn. just a pegasus raised by unicorns. long story. not a Mary Sue, theres alot to him.

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My oc walks into a bar, he had just finished one of his daring adventures and found a lost treasure within the debts of equestria, he sits down and orders a few drinks and talks to people around him, he pays for his drink and leaves a ancient gold coin behind for the tender.

the tender looks at him and says: "and I thought daring do was a lady".

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