Dabmanz 2,139 September 18, 2016 Share September 18, 2016 What the title says for example Mary Sue walks into a bar and the barPony says we have a drink named after you. Mary Sue: You have a Drink Called Mary Sue Barpony: No I have a drink called Overpowered pony with a bad storyline. Yes thats just an example lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Duderino 879 September 19, 2016 Share September 19, 2016 Treble walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Can I have some apple cider?" The bartender says "We're all out of cider, but you can have some applejack." Treble responds "Shouldn't I get to know her first?" Applejack is a type of alcoholic drink similar to apple cider, in case you didn't know. 3 My ponysona/OC: https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/treble-r8882 Check out my Soundcloud too: https://soundcloud.com/colton-paul-crawford DeviantArt: http://scottish-bastard.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Piranha 29,432 September 24, 2016 Share September 24, 2016 My OC walks to a bar, and the bartender ask "What would you like to drink young lady?". My OC is male, he just happens to look like a mare PD: no, no hermaphrodite :diamondtiara: 1 Sig by Discords Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luftschloss 832 December 27, 2017 Share December 27, 2017 My OC walks into a bar. Ouch. gamer - bookworm - unhealthy obsession with alpacas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 January 15, 2018 Share January 15, 2018 OC doesn't have to be my persona, right? Anyhow: My character Figurehead walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Never seen you before, are you new?" Figurehead replies: "No, I'm a European deer, not a gnu." I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altastrofae 933 January 16, 2018 Share January 16, 2018 (edited) On 12/27/2017 at 4:29 PM, luftschloss said: My OC walks into a bar. Ouch. YOU STOLE MY PUNCHLINE!!!!! okay so Flammeus walks into a bar. He had already been having a bad day as it was. He burned his wings trying that new spell out again. His feathers were now visibly charred. Bartender: (seeing Flames wings) So I take it you dont want the usual Flame: (agitated) why wouldnt I? Bartender: Well I take it you dont want your usual Flaming Cocktail, it looks like you had one at home *hmph* (holds back laugh) Flame slugs him in the gut. Now hows that for a punchline, hmm? Oh and btw, if any of you were confused, my OC is NOT an alicorn. just a pegasus raised by unicorns. long story. not a Mary Sue, theres alot to him. Edited January 16, 2018 by CrystalBloodMoon We are not human beings having a spiritual experience We are spiritual beings having a human experience | signature by @Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateGhost3 498 February 1, 2018 Share February 1, 2018 My oc walks into a bar, he had just finished one of his daring adventures and found a lost treasure within the debts of equestria, he sits down and orders a few drinks and talks to people around him, he pays for his drink and leaves a ancient gold coin behind for the tender. the tender looks at him and says: "and I thought daring do was a lady". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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