open Life in Canterlot Castle

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

7 minutes ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

Calti poked the ball with her paw looking just as confused as before "I doubt that, since she doesn't have any tables to push thing off from." "But I would say her liking on attacking ears may become a problem for someone when she grows a bit."

"The captain's office has a lot of things to knock over, but I doubt you want to hear a lecture about how animals are not allowed in her office."

Fluffball just looked at the cat.

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

9 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"Too late, we're teleporting."

Arrow's horn glowed and they teleported to the meeting room. Lonestar and Rose would be fine, but Arrow ended up on the ceiling and fell onto the table.

"I'm alright."

Rose really was worrying herself about Arrow, seriously. After all, all teleportations were a huge fail for him.

"Sweetheart, I think you should practice this spell again."

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

15 minutes ago, Emperor Blu Traincrown said:

Rose really was worrying herself about Arrow, seriously. After all, all teleportations were a huge fail for him.

"Sweetheart, I think you should practice this spell again."

"This is what I get for being homeschooled as a foal."

"Well, now that we took the Lonestar guy to the boring meeting room thing, when is lunch break?"

"Also, do I still have to pay for the vending machine?"

[Catpone Cerberus 23,594]

11 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"The captain's office has a lot of things to knock over, but I doubt you want to hear a lecture about how animals are not allowed in her office."

Fluffball just looked at the cat.

"It's not like I would her to go to her office anyways, that mare would probably kill her because she's a different creature." Ruby replied 

Calti started licking the hamster ball while pushing it little at a time so she would get bigger area. 

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

4 hours ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

"It's not like I would her to go to her office anyways, that mare would probably kill her because she's a different creature." Ruby replied 

Calti started licking the hamster ball while pushing it little at a time so she would get bigger area. 

"I doubt she would do that. She would get in a lot of trouble for it."

Fluffball decided to roll over to Somnus, who picked up the ball.

Edited January 25, 2019 by Lucid_Nightlight

[Catpone Cerberus 23,594]

2 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"I doubt she would do that. She would get in a lot of trouble for it."

Fluffball decided to roll over to Somnus, who picked up the ball.

"I don't think so, wouldn't be surprised if I got the blame on that one somehow too." Ruby coldly stated "Not to mention what would happen if I dared to even hint about being mad."

Calti again just stared after the hamster confused before laying down again. 

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Just now, Catpone Cerberus said:

"I don't think so, wouldn't be surprised if I got the blame on that one somehow too." Ruby coldly stated "Not to mention what would happen if I dared to even hint about being mad."

Calti again just stared after the hamster confused before laying down again. 

"I wouldn't worry. I think she likes animals."

Fluffball looked over at Ruby.

"She isn't going to give you all of her bits. Besides, you can't even carry bits."

[Catpone Cerberus 23,594]

16 minutes ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"I wouldn't worry. I think she likes animals."

Fluffball looked over at Ruby.

"She isn't going to give you all of her bits. Besides, you can't even carry bits."

Ruby looked at the hamster, and for quarter of a second what looked like a smile visited her face "I don't have any bits to give either, since none of the bits with me are actually mine" "So if you want those bits, you need to go ask Celestia."

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

11 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"This is what I get for being homeschooled as a foal."

"Well, now that we took the Lonestar guy to the boring meeting room thing, when is lunch break?"

"Also, do I still have to pay for the vending machine?"

Rose checked her watch and looked back at Arrow. "It's lunchtime for us actually. Where do you want to go eat? Technically we're off-duty during lunch."

"For the vending machine I'll let it pass this time."

Edited January 25, 2019 by Emperor Blu Traincrown

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

28 minutes ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

Ruby looked at the hamster, and for quarter of a second what looked like a smile visited her face "I don't have any bits to give either, since none of the bits with me are actually mine" "So if you want those bits, you need to go ask Celestia."

Fluffball just kept staring at Ruby.

"Now you're threatening to bite her? I doubt a dragon will be afraid of a hamster."

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11 minutes ago, Emperor Blu Traincrown said:

Rose checked her watch and looked back at Arrow. "It's lunchtime for us actually. Where do you want to go eat? Technically we're off-duty during lunch."

"For the vending machine I'll let it pass this time."

"What about Hayburger? That place is pretty nice."

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

10 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"What about Hayburger? That place is pretty nice."

Rose thought about it for a moment then smiled and nodded.

"Sure! Works for me. Let's go there." 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,594]

15 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

Fluffball just kept staring at Ruby.

"Now you're threatening to bite her? I doubt a dragon will be afraid of a hamster."

"He already threatened me at the castle if you remember." Ruby reminded before looking at the hamster again "I'm still waiting for this ball of fur to actually fulfill its threats, because if he doesn't, he shows he's actually a coward and loses to a female cat in braveness." her tone was clearly meant to challenge Fluffball

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

5 hours ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

"He already threatened me at the castle if you remember." Ruby reminded before looking at the hamster again "I'm still waiting for this ball of fur to actually fulfill its threats, because if he doesn't, he shows he's actually a coward and loses to a female cat in braveness." her tone was clearly meant to challenge Fluffball

Somnus took Fluffball out of his ball, not expecting  him to do anything, but right when he was released, he jumped out of Somnus' hoof and started biting Ruby.

"Fluffball! That's impolite!"

Somnus quickly grabbed the hamster and put him back into the ball.

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10 hours ago, Emperor Blu Traincrown said:

Rose thought about it for a moment then smiled and nodded.

"Sure! Works for me. Let's go there." 

Arrow started to head out of the castle.

"I wonder what I should do after my contract here is over. Maybe I'll do adventures again."

Edited January 26, 2019 by Lucid_Nightlight

[Catpone Cerberus 23,594]

5 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

Somnus took Fluffball out of his ball, not expecting  him to do anything, but right when he was released, he jumped out of Somnus' hoof and started biting Ruby.

"Fluffball! That's impolite!"

Somnus quickly grabbed the hamster and put him back into the ball.

Ruby didn't even flinch from the bites, and instead she started laughing, Calti in other hoof, or paw, had came out from her corner and was now standing protectively on Ruby's head, looking at the hamster. "Finally someone with more than threats, too bad few bites do absolutely nothing."

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

29 minutes ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

Ruby didn't even flinch from the bites, and instead she started laughing, Calti in other hoof, or paw, had came out from her corner and was now standing protectively on Ruby's head, looking at the hamster. "Finally someone with more than threats, too bad few bites do absolutely nothing."

"Well, it looks like getting Fluffball use to the cat will be a bit more difficult."

Fluffball looked at Somnus.

"No peanuts for three minutes."

Somnus looked at the cat then looked towards Ruby.

"It seems the cat is protective of you."

[Catpone Cerberus 23,594]

11 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"Well, it looks like getting Fluffball use to the cat will be a bit more difficult."

Fluffball looked at Somnus.

"No peanuts for three minutes."

Somnus looked at the cat then looked towards Ruby.

"It seems the cat is protective of you."

"They usually are." Ruby mentioned "Since the moment in the hole cats in general have gotten an odd liking towards me, don't know why though." "But she will probably forget that this ever happened in few moments."

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

7 hours ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

"They usually are." Ruby mentioned "Since the moment in the hole cats in general have gotten an odd liking towards me, don't know why though." "But she will probably forget that this ever happened in few moments."

"Cats are strange creatures, but it's impossible not to love them."

[Catpone Cerberus 23,594]

2 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"Cats are strange creatures, but it's impossible not to love them."

"I'd say it's something more than just them being weird, considering that before that experience they hated me as much as any other creature." Ruby said thoughtfully "If it was only few cats I would put it on them being weird, but it seems that the whose species wants to be friendly." Calti got bored at starting the hamster and started biting Ruby's ears again. 

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

21 minutes ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

"I'd say it's something more than just them being weird, considering that before that experience they hated me as much as any other creature." Ruby said thoughtfully "If it was only few cats I would put it on them being weird, but it seems that the whose species wants to be friendly." Calti got bored at starting the hamster and started biting Ruby's ears again. 

"I got a question. What is it with cats and bringing home dead birds? Like, what do I need a dead bird for?"

Somnus looked over at Calti.

"Your cat really likes ears for some reason."

Edited January 27, 2019 by Lucid_Nightlight

[Catpone Cerberus 23,594]

14 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"I got a question. What is it with cats and bringing home dead birds? Like, what do I need a dead bird for?"

Somnus looked over at Calti.

"Your cat really likes ears for some reason."

"They are gifts, and they expect you to eat it." Ruby replied "I don't even claim to know their exact reasoning, as I am not a cat, it could be just a gift, it could be that they try to teach you to hunt, I don't know." Ruby explained "But the reason why it's a dead animal is simple, cats are predators, and they lack the intelligence to understand that their owners don't eat the same things they do, so they just bring them a gift that in their mind is the most valuable gift one may get, food." "It is great sign of attachment from them to bring you food."

"She does" She agreed as Calti continued playing with her ears "It's probably because they move constantly due reflex to pain but don't run away or stop moving." she smirked "And I'm sure the taste of blood makes it even better for her."

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

4 hours ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

"They are gifts, and they expect you to eat it." Ruby replied "I don't even claim to know their exact reasoning, as I am not a cat, it could be just a gift, it could be that they try to teach you to hunt, I don't know." Ruby explained "But the reason why it's a dead animal is simple, cats are predators, and they lack the intelligence to understand that their owners don't eat the same things they do, so they just bring them a gift that in their mind is the most valuable gift one may get, food." "It is great sign of attachment from them to bring you food."

"She does" She agreed as Calti continued playing with her ears "It's probably because they move constantly due reflex to pain but don't run away or stop moving." she smirked "And I'm sure the taste of blood makes it even better for her."

"I can't exactly eat dead birds, I'm sure you probably would though."

"Might wanna be careful if you fall asleep in this form. You might wake up without an ear."

[Catpone Cerberus 23,594]

5 minutes ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"I can't exactly eat dead birds, I'm sure you probably would though."

"Might wanna be careful if you fall asleep in this form. You might wake up without an ear."

"I know you can't, but the cats don't know that." Ruby pointed out "Like I said, they aren't intelligent enough to understand that."

"That wouldn't really matter." Ruby noted "Because even if it wouldn't grow back, like it does, it wouldn't matter because in my real form I don't have visible ears regardless."

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

7 minutes ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

"I know you can't, but the cats don't know that." Ruby pointed out "Like I said, they aren't intelligent enough to understand that."

"That wouldn't really matter." Ruby noted "Because even if it wouldn't grow back, like it does, it wouldn't matter because in my real form I don't have visible ears regardless."

"Maybe she's teething. Baby ponies do that, so maybe cats are the same way."

[Catpone Cerberus 23,594]

3 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"Maybe she's teething. Baby ponies do that, so maybe cats are the same way."

"Nah, she's just being a cat." Ruby argued "If you have ever seen a cat play you know they scratch and bite the toys." "Only difference here is that my ear is the toy." Calti was still attacking the ear, she didn't seem to be bothered by the conversation about her.

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

13 minutes ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

"Nah, she's just being a cat." Ruby argued "If you have ever seen a cat play you know they scratch and bite the toys." "Only difference here is that my ear is the toy." Calti was still attacking the ear, she didn't seem to be bothered by the conversation about her.

Somnus was going to say something, but he was interupted by an earth pony who kicked open the door.

"I hate cats, stop owning a cat!"

Before Somnus could tell the guy how stupid his statement was, the earth pony splashed a bucket of water on the cat.

Somnus looked at the guy, then at Ruby, then the guy again.

"Dude, you've just angered both a dragon and a cat. You're basically dead at this point."

Edited January 28, 2019 by Lucid_Nightlight