open Life in Canterlot Castle

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Just now, Catpone Cerberus said:

"We just kill those who insult us, but it's mostly because we only insult those we don't like, and we usually are trying to kill them anyways." Ruby commented "So you can probably imagine it has been rather challenging to live among your kind without killing everyone several times over."

"We never really killed anyone for insults. That was always highly illegal. It was typically just beat the guy up and then get over it within a minute."

"This is still the case for the tougher ponies, but it has still decreased quite a bit."

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On 1/31/2019 at 9:58 PM, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"We never really killed anyone for insults. That was always highly illegal. It was typically just beat the guy up and then get over it within a minute."

"This is still the case for the tougher ponies, but it has still decreased quite a bit."

"I'm aware of that, I'm well informed about your current and past ways." Ruby replied "But I still prefer how it's done in nature, regardless of the fact that I follow your ways." "It's a good way to eliminate the stupid ones"

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

3 hours ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

"I'm aware of that, I'm well informed about your current and past ways." Ruby replied "But I still prefer how it's done in nature, regardless of the fact that I follow your ways." "It's a good way to eliminate the stupid ones"

"I usually just let the stupid ones fail on their own. If they are stupid, they won't get far anyway."

Somnus pet his hamster.

"Have you ever had a pet before Calti?"

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3 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"I usually just let the stupid ones fail on their own. If they are stupid, they won't get far anyway."

Somnus pet his hamster.

"Have you ever had a pet before Calti?"

"Not in the sense as you see having a pet." Ruby replied "But back when I lived in a cave there was many generations of different small animals living there too, and they took care of small annoyances as a payment for being allowed to live in the cave."

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

25 minutes ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

"Not in the sense as you see having a pet." Ruby replied "But back when I lived in a cave there was many generations of different small animals living there too, and they took care of small annoyances as a payment for being allowed to live in the cave."

"I'm guessing you eventually ate them?"

"You know what I don't understand? I don't get why ponies break into song all the time."

Suddenly a voice was heard outside.

"Did someone say so-"

"If you start singing, I will throw you off the ship."

"Ok, sorry."

Hoof steps could be heard as the random pony walked away.

"Seriously, it gets annoying after a while."

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1 hour ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"I'm guessing you eventually ate them?"

"You know what I don't understand? I don't get why ponies break into song all the time."

Suddenly a voice was heard outside.

"Did someone say so-"

"If you start singing, I will throw you off the ship."

"Ok, sorry."

Hoof steps could be heard as the random pony walked away.

"Seriously, it gets annoying after a while."

"Actually I didn't, we are talking about actually tiny animals, like birds and mice." Ruby corrected "Even if I were to care enough to try and eat them, they are way too quick for me to catch them, and it wouldn't be worth it regardless." She ignored the random pony, and instead focused only to Somnus's comment "I don't get it either, but I'm glad to say that I have managed to avoid it," 

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

6 minutes ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

"Actually I didn't, we are talking about actually tiny animals, like birds and mice." Ruby corrected "Even if I were to care enough to try and eat them, they are way too quick for me to catch them, and it wouldn't be worth it regardless." She ignored the random pony, and instead focused only to Somnus's comment "I don't get it either, but I'm glad to say that I have managed to avoid it," 

"I usually just go hide wherever I can and wait it out. I've hid in a trashcan more than a few times."

"It's good to see that we aren't completely different."

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13 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"I usually just go hide wherever I can and wait it out. I've hid in a trashcan more than a few times."

"It's good to see that we aren't completely different."

"I'm just glad you're not the singing type." Ruby simply stated "Because that would make our relationship quite a bit worse, since unlike in every other case, I couldn't go to the treasury to get rid of you since you're allowed in."

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

4 hours ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

"I'm just glad you're not the singing type." Ruby simply stated "Because that would make our relationship quite a bit worse, since unlike in every other case, I couldn't go to the treasury to get rid of you since you're allowed in."

"What was the first thing you've noticed when you first got to Equestria?"

Somnus asked this since he had nothing better to say.

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2 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"What was the first thing you've noticed when you first got to Equestria?"

Somnus asked this since he had nothing better to say.

"I'm not really sure." Ruby admitted "Probably the fact that the information I had was bit outdated, since things like the friendliness towards local dragons were new to me." "Second thing probably was the fact that said dragons were weaklings and cowards."

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

39 minutes ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

"I'm not really sure." Ruby admitted "Probably the fact that the information I had was bit outdated, since things like the friendliness towards local dragons were new to me." "Second thing probably was the fact that said dragons were weaklings and cowards."

"Things here change a lot. Princess Twilight usually has something to do with it."

"Also, is there anyone you don't consider weak?"

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23 minutes ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"Things here change a lot. Princess Twilight usually has something to do with it."

"Also, is there anyone you don't consider weak?"

"Anyone that has proven to be physically stronger than me." Ruby replied "At this point there's only few others of my kind on that list, all of them notably older than myself." "And myself of course."

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

12 minutes ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

"Anyone that has proven to be physically stronger than me." Ruby replied "At this point there's only few others of my kind on that list, all of them notably older than myself." "And myself of course."

"What about really strong guys who break through walls?"

Just when he said that, a VERY muscular pony broke through the wall.

"I CRUSH YOU!"

"Dude, just because you're stronger than me doesn't give you the right to break my wall."

"Ruby... does your spell work on walls?"

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29 minutes ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"What about really strong guys who break through walls?"

Just when he said that, a VERY muscular pony broke through the wall.

"I CRUSH YOU!"

"Dude, just because you're stronger than me doesn't give you the right to break my wall."

"Ruby... does your spell work on walls?"

Ruby just blinked and looked at the random pony, before basically ignoring him and turning towards Somnus "No, you can't exactly lock walls." "And for your earlier question, I can break through your walls using only one leg or my head, so it's not really that impressive."

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

19 hours ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

Ruby just blinked and looked at the random pony, before basically ignoring him and turning towards Somnus "No, you can't exactly lock walls." "And for your earlier question, I can break through your walls using only one leg or my head, so it's not really that impressive."

"You insult my strength? I crush both of you. I strong! You puny!"

The strong guy was putting on a fake accent.

"So, which one of us should deal with this idiot? He's strong, but clearly not trained. Plus you're a dragon."

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18 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"You insult my strength? I crush both of you. I strong! You puny!"

The strong guy had a deep accent.

"So, which one of us should deal with this idiot? He's strong, but clearly not trained. Plus you're a dragon."

"I've had enough of this." Ruby said almost growling "I see you at the castle." she then kicked off her saddlebags and transformed on the spot, pretty much destroying the pony sized cabin. She then just hit the random pony out of her way with her leg, grabbed her saddlebags with her hind leg's claws, walked off Calti on her head, and leaped off the boat, only leaving behind the holes on the wooden deck of the ship caused by her legs breaking the wood due her weight .

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Just now, Catpone Cerberus said:

"I've had enough of this." Ruby said almost growling "I see you at the castle." she then kicked off her saddlebags and transformed on the spot, pretty much destroying the pony sized cabin. She then just hit the random pony out of her way with her leg, grabbed her saddlebags with her hind leg's claws, walked off Calti on her head, and leaped off the boat, only leaving behind the holes on the wooden deck of the ship caused by her legs breaking the wood due her weight .

"Ruby wait!"

Somnus flew in her direction, quickly catching up.

"Aren't your wings broken? Maybe you should transform back to a pony so I can take you back to the castle."

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1 minute ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"Ruby wait!"

Somnus flew in her direction, quickly catching up.

"Aren't your wings broken? Maybe you should transform back to a pony so I can take you back to the castle."

"It's healed enough for me to glide." Ruby simply stated, and it was true, it would still hurt like hay, but her wing had healed enough to be used for short periods at the time, so that's what she would do, waiting to fall bit closer to the ground before opening her wings to slow herself down enough for her to land safely.

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

20 minutes ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

"It's healed enough for me to glide." Ruby simply stated, and it was true, it would still hurt like hay, but her wing had healed enough to be used for short periods at the time, so that's what she would do, waiting to fall bit closer to the ground before opening her wings to slow herself down enough for her to land safely.

"I'd still expect it to hurt though. You really should let me take you to the castle."

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2 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"I'd still expect it to hurt though. You really should let me take you to the castle."

"Little pain here and there." Ruby proclaimed, besides, she was already falling towards the ground, she would be insane to transfer into a form where she can't fly "But you can carry my saddlebags if you insist."

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

38 minutes ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

"Little pain here and there." Ruby proclaimed, besides, she was already falling towards the ground, she would be insane to transfer into a form where she can't fly "But you can carry my saddlebags if you insist."

"Alright, if you're sure."

Somnus grabbed the saddlebags.

"Everyone has been more annoying than usual today. There's the guy who bit me, the guy who threw water on you and calti, and that pony who broke through the wall."

Somnus looked down for a moment.

"Maybe now would be a good time for you to glide. I doubt scales will be helpful against falling."

Somnus grabbed the cat and placed her in the saddlebag just in case.

"Wouldn't want her to jump off or something."

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6 minutes ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

"Alright, if you're sure."

Somnus grabbed the saddlebags.

"Everyone has been more annoying than usual today. There's the guy who bit me, the guy who threw water on you and calti, and that pony who broke through the wall."

Somnus looked down for a moment.

"Maybe now would be a good time for you to glide. I doubt scales will be helpful against falling."

Somnus grabbed the cat and placed her in the saddlebag just in case.

"Wouldn't want her to jump off or something."

Ruby just shrugged, she didn't mind that Somnus took Calti to safety, as she could tell the poor thing was terrified. She opened her wings, and besides roar of pain, there didn't seem to be any problems with her flying, and whenever she reached the ground, her landing was smooth and surprisingly quiet.

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

8 minutes ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

Ruby just shrugged, she didn't mind that Somnus took Calti to safety, as she could tell the poor thing was terrified. She opened her wings, and besides roar of pain, there didn't seem to be any problems with her flying, and whenever she reached the ground, her landing was smooth and surprisingly quiet.

Somnus landed right next to Ruby.

"Hopefully they don't figure out who did that. Damage like that can be expensive to fix. Then again... who would be the one to tell a fire breathing dragon they have to pay for damages?"

He took the cat out of the saddlebag and gave her to Ruby.

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18 hours ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

Somnus landed right next to Ruby.

"Hopefully they don't figure out who did that. Damage like that can be expensive to fix. Then again... who would be the one to tell a fire breathing dragon they have to pay for damages?"

He took the cat out of the saddlebag and gave her to Ruby.

"Not that I would have anything to pay with regardless." Ruby commented as she transformed back to her pony form before petting Calti who made her way back on her head "And considering that me being a guard isn't wide known, it's unlikely they would know to send the bill to princesses either."

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

4 minutes ago, Catpone Cerberus said:

"Not that I would have anything to pay with regardless." Ruby commented as she transformed back to her pony form before petting Calti who made her way back on her head "And considering that me being a guard isn't wide known, it's unlikely they would know to send the bill to princesses either."

"Hopefully the captain doesn't figure it out. She would probably not react too well."

Fluffball climbed out of the saddlebag with a peanut.

"Fluffball says you need to scare your cat less."