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Pretty sure I did not have an eyepatch or a bottle of rum in my hands. oh yes, I got shot by an arrow but I am fine now. Also new teeth, that is always weird. You're the Doctor, help me figure this out.

 

Your new teeth will feel comfortable in time. As for the arrow, by Davros' wrinkly old face you better have not been shot in the knee. Sounds like you went through regeneration which only Timelords can...do...o_o You're another Timelord aren't you?

 

Which school does one attend in order to earn a doctorate in "time travel, sports, and Thuganomics"?

 

The Doctor XFizzle University of Time Travel, Sports, and Thuganomics or DXU-TTST. Our nickname is the Fightin' Doctors!

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Your new teeth will feel comfortable in time. As for the arrow, by Davros' wrinkly old face you better have not been shot in the knee. Sounds like you went through regeneration which only Timelords can...do...o_o You're another Timelord aren't you?

 

Funny thing is, I don't really remember, brain seems a bit off. Also the arrow pierced one of my hearts, Man does that hurt. Boy I tell you, if anyone ever makes jokes about being shot by an arrow, they've clearly not been shot by an arrow before. But it is all coming back to me now. And the word Time Lord does sound familiar. But why am I here? And who would shoot me with a 1725 vintage crossbow in this year?

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Funny thing is, I don't really remember, brain seems a bit off. Also the arrow pierced one of my hearts, Man does that hurt. Boy I tell you, if anyone ever makes jokes about being shot by an arrow, they've clearly not been shot by an arrow before. But it is all coming back to me now. And the word Time Lord does sound familiar. But why am I here? And who would shoot me with a 1725 vintage crossbow in this year?

 

This one little bugger named Tom the Diamond jokes about being shot by an arrow in the knee many times. I am quite sure he's never experienced the pain of an arrow piercing. You are here because obviously you are needed to complete a task. That or you had terrible gas and the universe needed a quiet area to place you.


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For you're information, arrows in the knees are serious business.

 

But anyway, have you met any interesting characters worth noting in your adventures?

 

I have met a plethora of interesting creatures. The ones worth noting are the Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans, Vashta Nerada, the Silence, the Devil, the Weeping Angels, Shakespeare, Winston Churchill, Queen Victoria, Agatha Christie, Adolf Hitler, and the guy who played Dumbledore in Harry Potter but he's an old man who controls the weather for a city that has fish swimming in it's air.

 

That would be a thrill on Earth if there was fish swimming in the air eh? Imagine walking along the street "la dee dee dah" when suddenly a piranha swims up and bites your nose off! That should provide quite the boost to the adrenal glands right? Right.


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Who is your favorite pony in the mane 6?

 

My favorite pony in the Mane 6 is the one and only incredible Doctor Whooves....what? He's not considered one of the Mane 6? THIS IS A TRAVESTY AND AN OUTRAGE! A TRAVESRAGE! AN OUTRAGESTY! *deep breaths* Oh fine, my favorite pony of the "Mane 6" is the fabulous Rarity. She has the most personality of the six and she is the most beautiful. I would enjoy it if she were my companion.


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  • 7 months later...

Psht, Rarity? When do you think you'll be able to accept that Trixie is the best pony.

 

You'd thought I'd forget about this didn't you? I must confess I do accept that Trixie is best pony...

 

...AT BEING WORST PONY

 

I got your ass.

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Why is Doctor XFizzle best pony?

 

Because Doctor XFizzle is made up of flesh, muscle, bones, blood, and 100% Pure Colombian Awesome

 

Chocolate or Vanilla?

 

Ice cream or Cake?

 

PJs or Boxers?

 

Computers or Sports?

 

Epicness or Swag?

 

Chocolate ice cream in my boxers while watching sports on the computer while I radiate epicness.


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You'd thought I'd forget about this didn't you? I must confess I do accept that Trixie is best pony...

 

...AT BEING WORST PONY

 

I got your ass.

What no you were supposed to forget that and Trixie would go down as best pony

 

...

 

Oh well, darn. So... How about this weather huh?


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