Post a Random TV Quote

[Northern Star 1,024]

(Old lady criminal): Hey boy, get me some coffee 

(Cop)...sure.

(C) here you go, you deserve it

(Olc) thanks boy *takes large gulp*

(Olc) bleah! *spits out coffee* this is horrible!

(C) I told you you deserved it

(The cop, Yemana, was known for making terrible coffee.  From Barney Miller)

 

Edited July 1, 2021 by TheGleaner

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqd-_fHdTyA

 

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aEQr7mag0OE

 

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UsuHODV6tqs

 

[Number62 1,258]

What's a warrior without weapons, eh?

A warrior still!

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oySZS9zm3jw

 

[Cwanky 17,576]

See? This is why I don't talk much.

 

Edited July 13, 2021 by Cwanky

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yJymdkB1u_s

 

[Woohoo 34,114]

"I will be haunted by my actions forever. Hoot-hoot!"

[Number62 1,258]

Magic must defeat magic!

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

{Don't remember if I've posted this already)

Sam: "What do I hate most?"

Carly: "People!"

Sam: "What do I wanna be when I grow up?"

Carly: "An invisible ninja."

[Sparklefan1234 170,464]

Bobby Hill: Why's my potato got skin on it? I hate skin!

[Happy Heart 330]

@Sparklefan1234

https://i.imgur.com/dIhNHpj.png

[Sparklefan1234 170,464]

Moments ago, Happy Heart said:

@Sparklefan1234

https://i.imgur.com/dIhNHpj.png

 

Hank Hill: Excuse me, are y'all with the cult? 

Jane #2: We're not a cult. We're an organization that promotes love and... 

Hank Hill: [Interrupting] Yeah, this is it.

[Happy Heart 330]

5 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Hank Hill: Excuse me, are y'all with the cult? 

Jane #2: We're not a cult. We're an organization that promotes love and... 

Hank Hill: [Interrupting] Yeah, this is it.

Luanne: I forget what my name is. I think it starts with an R...

*Eats meat*

No, wait... It's Luanne.

[Sparklefan1234 170,464]

On 2021-07-16 at 9:01 PM, Happy Heart said:

Luanne: I forget what my name is. I think it starts with an R...

*Eats meat*

No, wait... It's Luanne.

 

Hank Hill: Why is she still talking?

[Happy Heart 330]

1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Hank Hill: Why is she still talking?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xdyGfiIirD8

 

[Sparklefan1234 170,464]

I tell ya Boomhauer, you ought to be in sales.

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_EPEK1KtNac

 

[Number62 1,258]

Fear heightens your senses. Fear keeps you alive. Arrogance gets you killed.

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DocEBZaMGqk

 

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gaXigSu72A4

 

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JFA90hSbAUA

 

[Sparklefan1234 170,464]

Wild Pig: "I'm a wild pig!"

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7nT0O5vrzwQ