Post a Random TV Quote

[Sparklefan1234 170,454]

Marge: Well, I think it's good for a show to go off the air before it becomes stale and repetitive!

Smithers: Maggie shot Mr. Burns again!

(The family looks at him blankly.)

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RW7Zp8DiU2c

 

[Number62 1,258]

I took his pulse just before you got here.

And?

Well, either my watch has stopped, or he's been dead for 20 minutes.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"You're not gonna believe it, y'all. So and so over here, did that over there! So if that doesn't paint a picture I don't know what will."

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"So Kimmy...want to check out some of the old sights? Take a trip down memory lane?"

"No, Memory Lane is where I got kidnapped."

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GGjxZY5Ka0g

 

[Cwanky 17,576]

           

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpehlBNfk-Q

 

 

[Cwanky 17,576]

                           

[Sparklefan1234 170,454]

Ralph Wiggum:

And I want a bike, and a monkey, and a friend for the monkey...

Hosey the Bear:

You're not going to set any fires, are ya?

Ralph Wiggum:

At my house, we call them uh-ohs. 

[Cwanky 17,576]

                              

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=97rU8QuufaI

 

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7bXjWRXDFV8

 

[Sparklefan1234 170,454]

Spike: You know, Pinkie, these two ponies have a bit of a grudge match they're trying to settle. Trying to prove who's the most athletic.

 

Pinkie Pie: Yes, and "grudge" rhymes with "fudge".

 

Spike: Yes, it... does. What?

 

Pinkie Pie: And I like fudge. But if I eat too much fudge I get a pudge and then I can't budge.

 

Spike: So... no fudge?

 

Pinkie Pie: Oh, no thanks. I had a big breakfast.

Edited November 10, 2021 by Sparklefan1234

[Happy Heart 330]

https://i.redd.it/yokqb9o3ylcx.jpg

[Sparklefan1234 170,454]

Joker: (sighs heavily) Well, that was fun! Who's for Chinese?

[Cwanky 17,576]

12 hours ago, Happy Heart said:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7bXjWRXDFV8

 

 

[Number62 1,258]

Surely, you know I am not in the habit of playing childish pranks or laughing maniacally in the dark.

Do you even know to laugh maniacally?

[Cwanky 17,576]

       

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Seriously, who brings opera glasses to an auction?"

"I'm at an auction?!" 

[Cwanky 17,576]

               

[Number62 1,258]

Well, at least now I understand why you brought me along. You didn't need Green Arrow; you just needed "green."

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"Look sir, a magic flute."

"No, that's a stick."

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H_8ZefU8G14

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzaBfu2N200