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[Sparklefan1234 162,032]

"Okay, folks, look, I called the police captain in Shelbyville. He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us."

Edited February 3, 2022 by Sparklefan1234

[Happy Heart 308]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Meymfh6GXsw

 

[Emerald Heart 24,598]

"This was where we fell in love, so I figured why mess with success? I mean... blah! What am I saying? This house is stupid, and you're lame and I hate you."

"I love you too."

[Emerald Heart 24,598]

"I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are."

"It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack!" 

[Orgazoid 50]

"i was never one to hold a grudge, Jeffrey. my father held grudges. i'll always hate him for that"

[Emerald Heart 24,598]

"We have questions."

"Yeah, for example, if you're a devil how come you're not wearing Prada?"

[Woohoo 32,669]

"I will be haunted by actions forever. Hoot-hoot!"

[Emerald Heart 24,598]

"Yo, I gotta take off 'cause I gotta go do a robbery."

"..."

"I mean, I'm sick."

[Cwanky 17,468]

             

[Sparklefan1234 162,032]

"Lying. It's the responsible thing to do."

[Cwanky 17,468]

19 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"Lying. It's the responsible thing to do."

 

[Sparklefan1234 162,032]

"I move for a bad court thingy."

[Cwanky 17,468]

               

[Number62 1,247]

Gary, get back in that toilet, and get the fuel cell to the ship.

[Happy Heart 308]

17 hours ago, Cwanky said:

               

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwr3ZVhyFS4

 

[Cwanky 17,468]

                      

[Number62 1,247]

          

[Happy Heart 308]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t8rOzEn13UQ

 

[Sparklefan1234 162,032]

"Roses are red, violets are blue. Milk, eggs, coffee."

[Woohoo 32,669]

"It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her..."

[Orgazoid 50]

"by the time i finish this sentence, 100 people will have died in China"

"WHY DID YOU STOP TALKING?"

[Happy Heart 308]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tnepe85qxdk

 

 

[Number62 1,247]

Can any of you give me one good reason to let you live?

[Cwanky 17,468]

     

[Number62 1,247]