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Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

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Post a quote or thought from your day, without explaining any of the context behind it. 

 

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"That's probably been stuck in there for years." 

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"I do like to make jokes about homeless people." :okiedokieloki:

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"More crying yes,,, yes the crying means it's genuine."

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"forgive me. I'm sorry, but i'm going to try something stupid real quick. "

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"It's definitely infected. I don't think I can save it."

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"Cats are jerks. When you want to cuddle with them, they don't. When you don't want to cuddle, they do."

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"Wait so is Viola the woman, or is she the man? Is he Viola?"

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"Hey cooks, for the love of Christ, where's my pollo!?!"

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"If I used this metal chopstick to stir my coffee, I Could feel like a wizard!"

Edited by Vulcan
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"Eh eh eh ehhhh, are these ours?" 

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"EUUURRGGHH have you been in the fridge or what??"

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"I shoulda had three straight loads."

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"Did he lock himself in the bathroom again?"

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"Aheheheha...heh. No. Just. No." 

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"How's a female cat gonna get a female dog pregnant?"

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"THANK CELESTIA MY COMPUTER IS WORKING FINE!

I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT HAPPENED BUT IT'S WORKING NOW AND IT DIDN'T BEFORE AND IT WASN'T NEEDED TO BE REPAIRED!"

Edited by Sherbert Music-Guard

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"What the hell is that girl doing to his clarinet?"

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"Turning beauty into chaos since 1893." 

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"Going through a drive-through? What am I a homeless person?"

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