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"Maybe the Mucho Mango is the ghost's ectoplasm."

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"Hey there good lookin~" 

"My wife is in the other room. You want her?" 

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"This is why you don't do meth, kids."

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'Your face will stay that way if you keep doing that.'

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"That's a white Avalanche. THAT'S A WHITE AVALANCHE! SH*T!" *take off at a dead sprint

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"I think you have to lift the front end up or it's going to stall when it hits the cabbage." 

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"Why are there zombies there?"

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"At the end of the day, one has to acknowledge that a bunch of snooty art critics, kinda like the scrawny neckbeards you see hanging out at Starbucks, are the ones to blame for Hitler." - Dad.

Spoiler

He's not wrong.

 

Edited by Twiggy

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"The Estonian word for mustard is sinep and haha hee read it backwards!"

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Yes I have an almond. No, he doesn't like bread.

Overheard in the lunchroom at school, so I don't have the context either. 

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"Just call the cops if they wreck our garage, I can tell them they seem to be running a grow op then"

Yes, where we live is interesting.

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