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From the episode "Cool Party" from Hey, Arnold.

 

Curly

I say we paint ourselves with tiger stripes, and go free all the animals in the zoo! :pinkie:
(Everyone stares at him)

 

Helga (sarcastically)

Fine, Curly. We'll meet you there in an hour. :dash:
(Curly runs away cackling)

 

Helga

Poor twisted little freak. >_>
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37 minutes ago, Renegade the Unicorn said:

"I Married a Sea Bear?"

 

[the sea bear comes back and resumes mauling Squidward]

Squidward: What'd I do that time?! :blink:

SpongeBob: I don't know! I guess he just doesn't like you. :wacko:

Patrick: Pretend to be somebody else! :muffins:

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  • Squidward: You're right! I should be more careful. In fact, why don't you tell me all of the things I shouldn't do if I want to keep the sea bears away?
  • SpongeBob: Okay, that's easy. First off, don't play the clarinet.
  • Squidward: Okay. Then what?
  • SpongeBob: Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast.
  • Patrick: Flashlights are their natural prey.
  • Squidward: You're kidding.
  • SpongeBob: Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.
  • Patrick: Yeah.
  • Squidward: [writes on notepad] Go on.
  • SpongeBob: Don't ever eat cheese.
  • Squidward: Sliced or cubed?
  • SpongeBob: [whispers with Patrick] Cubed. Sliced is fine.
  • Squidward: Yeah, yeah, and?
  • SpongeBob: Never wear a sombrero...
  • Patrick: ...in a goofy fashion!
  • SpongeBob: Or clown shoes.
  • Patrick: Or a hoop skirt.
  • SpongeBob: And never...
  • Patrick: Ever...
  • SpongeBob: Ever...
  • Patrick: Duh!
  • Both: ...screech like a chimpanzee!
  • Squidward: Wow! That's amazing how many things can set a sea bear off!
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Squidward: You mean you've never heard the story of the [thinks] "Hash-Slinging Slasher?" :dash:

SpongeBob: The Slash-Bringing Hasher? :confused:

Squidward: The Hash-Slinging Slasher! :sneer:

SpongeBob: The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa. :scoots:

Squidward: Yes. The Hash-Slinging Slasher. :maud:

But, most people just call him The Ha---[breaks into scream] because that's all they have time to say before he gets them! :angry:

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From the SpongeBob Squarepants episode "Squid on Strike".

 

SpongeBob: Yay! A strike! [He starts to sing excitedly] ♪Goin' on a strike! We’re goin' on a strike!♪ I still don't know what a strike means. ♪But we're goin' on a strike!♪ [He inadvertently kicks Mr. Krabs in the butt as Krabs sweeps the floor] Hey, guess what, Mr. Krabs? Me and Squidward are going to go on strike!

 

Mr. Krabs: A strike?

 

SpongeBob: Yeah.

 

Mr. Krabs: You mean you're going to make picket signs?

 

SpongeBob: Yeah.

 

Mr. Krabs: And you're going to make protest speeches?

 

SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah!

 

Mr. Krabs: And you're going to demand me respect?

 

SpongeBob: Yeah! [Cut to SpongeBob sobbing outside of the Krusty Krab] 

Noo... [Squidward is with him] No! Squidward! You didn't tell me I was gonna get fired! Without the Krusty Krab, I-I-I... 

[He cries more] Oh, Squidward, could you hold me? I think I'm gonna be sick.

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Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash dropped in to see me today.
Applejack: That's quite neighborly of her.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, except that she crashed onto my balcony after you launched her into the air.
Applejack: Oh, yeah. I wasn't feeling quite myself this morning.
Twilight Sparkle: Because you're working too hard and you need help.
Applejack: What? Kelp? I don't need kelp. I don't even like seaweed.
Twilight Sparkle: HELP! You need HELP!
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26 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:
Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash dropped in to see me today.
Applejack: That's quite neighborly of her.

A really really good quote from the episode and the series as a whole.

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Wonderpets: To the Oasis!

Linny: The most pleasant of places.

Ming Ming: There's water, plants and a tree there.

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