Post a Random TV Quote

[Number62 1,258]

Are you guys having a psychic conversation? 'Cause I can't decide if that's cool or really rude

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uCt0mfue8ao

 

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"She's been smothering me with hospitality, I hope to return the favor. In her sleep."

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OXR0idcK77I

 

[Number62 1,258]

I don't think I want to live on a world without sunrise.

Me neither. How would we know when it was time for tea?

[Happy Heart 330]

On 2022-12-01 at 7:50 PM, Number62 said:

I don't think I want to live on a world without sunrise.

Me neither. How would we know when it was time for tea?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RaY9k6tuLog

 

[Cwanky 17,576]

      

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"If you are discovered, I will disown you and collect all the reward money tied to your capture."

"I'd expect nothing less."

[Cwanky 17,576]

On 2022-11-28 at 12:12 PM, Holly Jolly Emerald said:

"She's been smothering me with hospitality, I hope to return the favor. In her sleep."

             

[Number62 1,258]

Is that a neural impactor? I didn't know that they were still making those. I'd advise you to try the plasma disruptor. It's more of a woman's weapon.

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-VdVvKLLl_c

 

[Number62 1,258]

What do I need with money?

Everyone needs money. The only question is, how much?

[Flutterstep 47,073]

Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers. 

[Astralshy 26,582]

"And then I said oatmeal are you crazy"

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"It wasn't a booty call."

"I think everyone knows that if it's after 2:30, the call is for the dirty."

[Number62 1,258]

What am me?!

Bizarro, that's what you am.

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KnT1Qr1BU00

 

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3mmErFIou0k

 

[Number62 1,258]

After I caught the gorilla, it told me that-

The gorilla talked to you?

Yeah, right after I stopped his car.

I'm supposed to believe this?

Hey, we both got a Martian's number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.

[Cwanky 17,576]

   

[Happy Heart 330]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MFcT4Hsx7VQ

 

[Number62 1,258]

No offense guys, but even my boredom is bored.

[Happy Heart 330]

13 hours ago, Number62 said:

No offense guys, but even my boredom is bored.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MRAEsGbziEs

 

[Number62 1,258]

I want something from you that's very precious. Something you've worked very hard to conceal. Something when gone, you can never regain. Something soul shattering.

[Cwanky 17,576]

On 2023-01-05 at 7:26 AM, Happy Heart said:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MRAEsGbziEs