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[Cwanky 17,589]

         

[Number62 1,258]

Be back in a flash!

Does he say that often?

Too often.

[Cwanky 17,589]

               

[Number62 1,258]

        

[Cwanky 17,589]

      

[Happy Heart 331]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uT352hdOkz4

 

[Cwanky 17,589]

     

[Happy Heart 331]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oWnVM9wxCl4

 

[Emerald Claus 24,876]

"That McD is such a tool."

"He's my boyfriend."

"Which is American for "talent!""

[Happy Heart 331]

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b2/21/c9/b221c982e4ff73599c29d2a9912553a4--witty-comebacks-.jpg

[Emerald Claus 24,876]

"You know what we do before we eat food in the Outback?"

"What?"

"We kill it."

"...Fun!"

Edited July 27, 2022 by Emerald Heart

[Happy Heart 331]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FV5Bq3GXwAAIMX8?format=jpg&name=large

[Emerald Claus 24,876]

"I never thought I'd say this to you, but you are both grounded for two days."

"Sounds about right. Although, it does mean that they'll be in the house with us the entire time."

"Two hours. You're grounded for two hours."

[Number62 1,258]

Never fear, people. The Brotherhood has arrived. We'll stop that runaway train.

Yeah, but what about the other train?

Uh, what other train?

[Balt 109]

Not sure if this counts but...

"After all the world is a stage, and the stage is a world of entertainment"- Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

[Happy Heart 331]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gNIwlRClHsQ

 

[Number62 1,258]

        

[Happy Heart 331]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AvMR0jBj2yQ

 

[Emerald Claus 24,876]

"Oh, thank goodness you're okay. I love you so much. If you ever do anything like that again, you will not live to see double digits."

 

 

[Emerald Claus 24,876]

"I once dated a guy who took my last name. And my first name. He was an identity theif. Long story short, I put someone named "Marvin" through beauty school in Colorado."

[Emerald Claus 24,876]

"Well, hey, why don’t you and I have a girls' night out? It'll be fun."

"Okay. I guess it beats sitting at home and doing nothing."

"That's exactly what my prom date said."

[Cwanky 17,589]

                         

[Emerald Claus 24,876]

"He'll be there, Jimmy. We're just about to land the helicopter."

"You're in a helicopter?"

"Don’t worry. It's being flown by a teenage nanny."

[Cwanky 17,589]

                    

[Number62 1,258]

I should smash your skull!

Go ahead. We both know it wouldn't work.