Updates From Equestria

[Sparklefan1234 161,881]

7-15-23

Y'ver notice how one-dimensional the Equestria Girls characters are? 

We were born from the same software that you were, Rainbow Dash! 

Edited July 16, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

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@Totally Lyra

7-17-23

What's your daughter's name again, Twilight? 

Nyx.  

Gesundheit. 

*Annoyed mother muttering* 

Edited July 18, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

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7-29-23

@Treeglow Flicker  is the reason I implemented weekly "fire safety" drills throughout Equestria. 

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20 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

7-29-23

@Treeglow Flicker  is the reason I implemented weekly "fire safety" drills throughout Equestria. 

@Treeglow Flicker

7-30-23

As well as the Kirin Curry Cook-off. 

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7-30-23 part 2

Why're you SO sure @Silky the little magus is an Alicorn? 

I saw her eat a donut hole! 

Yeah...So...? 

SHE ATE IT OUT OF A MAPLE BAR! 

 SWEET CELESTIA! 

Edited October 3, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

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8-1-23

Is @Cash In related to Queen Chrysalis? 

I don't think so, why? 

Well, they got really excited talking about change and their eyes turned into bit signs. 

*Sighs heavily* That's Scrooge McDuck, you dim bulb. 

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8-2-23

Somepony told me if I smack @Cash In with a stick money falls out! 

WHAT IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 

They said they keep candy in their pockets, too. 

Well...That's different then. 

Edited August 3, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

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8-5-23

Where'd you get that sandwich, Pinkie Pie? 

Oh, this? I just said "I'm so hungry I would sell my left hoof for a sandwich." and @Cash In appeared out of nowhere! 

I guess their cutie mark means they take things literally when bits are involved. 

Edited August 6, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

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8-5-23

*Reading profile*

"I'm @Cash In and I'm one of the moderators on MLP Forums."

"I think he looks more like you than Maud, Twilight." /

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8-6-23

@Totally Lyra and @Silky the smol both need a "Spike" of their own to help them with their Ask A Pony topics. 

I totally agree with you, Spike. 

Edited August 7, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

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9-17-23

@Silky the little magus said she doesn't accept dates from strangers. I told her she's known me for years and she STILL turned me down! 

I swear you just make stuff up for attention, Pinkie Pie. 

Edited October 3, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

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@Cash In

10-2-23

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I accept "Mr. In" and "Mr. Fun Slayer." :3

 

Okie dokie, Mr. Fun In Salmon! 

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10-4-23

Since we've  learned that Mr. @Cash In is anti-fun, I've told Sparklefan to IGNORE EVERYTHING THEY SAY NO MATTER WHAT. 

*Sighs sadly* But this weekend is Snickerdoodle Saturday. 

*Gasps excitedly*  You win this round, Mr. In. 

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10-26-23

EEEK! @Spooky Mod!?

I don't get it.  

 

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10-30-23

Nopony wished me a "Happy Birthday" this year. 

I'm sorry, Rarity. 

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@Treeglow Flicker

11-13-23

"In space nopony can hear you scream." 

"Is this another kirin joke?" 

*Annoyed* "It *would* have been if you hadn't ruined Trixie's great and powerful train of thought, Applejerk!" 

Edited November 14, 2023 by Sparklefan1234

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@Totally Nyx

 

4-13-24

He's not Unquestionably Lyra so I still have my suspicions. 

Well done, my young apprentice.